Blog Posts - 5. Email Delanteros Humor Interesante

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A Senior Citizen – Jokes and One Liners A Senior Citizen I am a senior citizen… – I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts ’till 8pm. – I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. ̵...

Olympic Games History    2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee  (pronounced  Get-offa’-me) was attending the first athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name.   In those days the athletes performed na...

Morals Are you as moral as you think you are? This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation i...

Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd?   Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really! The other day a not so elderly (65) lady said something to her son about driving a J...

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Mother Doesn’t Want a Dog   by Judith Viorst Mother doesn't want a dog. Mother says they smell, And never sit when you say sit, Or even when you yell. And when you come home late at night And there is ice and snow, You have to go back out because...

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Aliens are coming to Earth on Friday and their mission is to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, but I’m just emailing you to say goodbye. funny emails to forward...

A blind guy enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind man hollers to the bartender, “Buddy, wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes silent. In a deep, hus...

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blond woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?” She replied, “You know...

A little boy went up to his father and asked; “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.” and that’s when th...

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