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What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear. The post What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle? appeared on Viralicious.
by Viralicious on Nov 23, 2015

10 funny short animal jokes

Read 10 funny short animal jokes! 1 Where do orcas hear music? In Orca-stras! 2 3 Why did the gorilla fail English? Because he had little Ape-titude! 4 5 What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lilly. 6 What is the quietest kind of a dog? A...
by Viralicious on Nov 4, 2015

A cowboy lost his favorite book

A cowboy lost his favorite book while he was mending fences out on the range. A few days later, a wolf walked up to him carrying the book he lost in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the book out of the wolf’s mout...
by Viralicious on Oct 16, 2015

Knock knock Owl

Knock knock! Who’s there? Owl! Owl who? Owl Aboard! The post Knock knock Owl appeared on Viralicious.
by Viralicious on Oct 16, 2015

The Four Cats !!!!

The Four Cats   Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee.   To...
by SNAP on Sep 8, 2014

Kamal Ka Tota

Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha. Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.” Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai” Sham Ko Jab Santa...
by NonVeg Jokes on Aug 9, 2014

Tired Dog

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. Th...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Apr 16, 2014

Tired Dog

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. Th...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Apr 10, 2014

CAT & DOG FIRE TRUCK

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helm...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Oct 30, 2013

DOG IN HEAT

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage an...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jan 1, 2013

Funny dirty jokes (Top 5)

1) A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. “What are you doing?” he asks. “Warming up your dinner.” —————————————R...

The Crabs

A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he  walked straight instead of sideways. Wow! she thought. This crab is really  special. I can't let him get away. So they married immediately. The next day she was...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Nov 27, 2012

Parrot

A parrot advertised as a "very good burglar alarm" was bought by a family concerned about crime. On its very first night on duty, an intruder tried to break in. The parrot crept off its perch  and made its way to the phone to ring the police. "P...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Nov 19, 2012

An antelope and a lion

An antelope and a lion entered a restaurant and sat together at a table. "I'll have a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes," the antelope  told the waiter. "And what will your friend have?" the waiter asked. "Nothing," the antelope replied.
by Only Funny Stuffs on Oct 3, 2012

Wild West

Back in the days of the wild west, a cowboy is riding across the country. He stops for an evening at a farm, as the farmer is gracious enough to offer him a room for the night. Unbeknownst to the farmer, the cowboy is a gifted ventriloquist. The cowb...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Sep 17, 2012

Not while am eating

Two cockroaches were munching on rubbish. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless and the floors gleam. It's the most sanitary place I've ever seen." "Please," frowned the other cockroach. "...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jun 7, 2012

Race horse

Three race horse were boasting one day First one said”I have won 20 races out of 30″ Second one said”That’s nothing!!! ,I have won 25 out of 30″ Third one said”Both of you are losers.I have won 28 out of 30″...
by Funny Jokes on Feb 17, 2009

Rat and the astrologer

                                                   A rat calls an astrologer asks about his future. The astrologer replies that he can meet the lady of his dreams. Excited rat asks when? Oh please rep...
by Funny Jokes on Feb 17, 2009

Depressed husband

A man and a lady were married for 20 years.The husband was very depressed and nothing in the world was able to excite him.He just kept drinking beer all day long.His wife was very upset.She wanted to improve his condition as she dearly loved him.She...
by Funny Jokes on Feb 13, 2009


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