Blog Posts - Aviation Jokes



Airplane Maintenance

"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.(P) = Problem (S) = Solution(P) Left ins...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Dec 18, 2014

Pilot 2 control tower

"This is pk742, i'm 300miles 4rm land, 600 feet over water with no fuel.. ...awaiting instruction" Control Tower: ...... "contact zubaida appa, over"...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jun 18, 2013

In-Flight Jokes

The jokes are about Kulula Airline which has its head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that hav...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Nov 22, 2012

Skydiving

ll of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the...
by The Lady in Black on Aug 9, 2012

Really Funny Jokes AVIATION

The aviator's wife was taking her first trip with her husband in his airship. "Wait a minute, George," she said. "I'm afraid we will have to go down again." "What's wrong?" asked her husband. "I believe I have dropped one of the pearl buttons off my...
by Short Funny Jokes on Nov 25, 2009

Airplane maintenance

"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.(P) = Problem (S) = Solution(P) Left ins...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Sep 25, 2009

Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff ha...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Sep 25, 2009

An engineer and a programmer

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely dec...
by travel all over the world on Mar 25, 2009


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