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What I would love to do in a pair of 5-inch heels.

I’m not a good dancer. When I’m dancing I look like I’m either: Constipated /  have pooped in my pants Feeling nauseous But one thing is bottom clenchingly clear. I am not enjoying myself. Instructional dance – that’s...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 4, 2014

What I would love to do in a pair of 5-inch heels.

I’m not a good dancer. When I’m dancing I look like I’m either: Constipated /  have pooped in my pants Feeling nauseous But one thing is bottom clenchingly clear. I am not enjoying myself. Instructional dance – that’s...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 4, 2014


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