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How can I get the salary

Boy: Marry me.. ?.Girl: Do you have a house.. ?.Boy: No...Girl: Do you have a BMW car?.Boy: No...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?.Boy: No salary.. but,...Girl: No but. You have nothing.....How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!.Boy: (talk to himself...
by Chocolate on Jan 27, 2014

MBA kar ke Pagal ho gai

Ek ladki Roz Subah Darakht ki Daal pe Chadh ke Baith jati thi.....Pucho kyo??..MBA kar ke Pagal ho gayi thi....Apne Aap ko 'Branch' Manager samajhti thi.
by Chocolate on Aug 2, 2013

tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?Boy:bolo kia karun?Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?...Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare abu ghoomen ge..:-P :D...
by Chocolate on Mar 5, 2013

*Attitude of girls*

*Attitude of girls*When a boy sends dirty sms to a girl....!She laughs for 10 minutes..... ... ... Forward dat message to her friends..!&then replies to the boy: "i dont like that kind of sms ok!":P:Dit is damn true :)...
by Chocolate on Mar 3, 2013

Classic Insult

Classic Insult : . . Once a boy Uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook.. . Girl commented : "Which one is you?" . Boy replied : "The One holding you.." ;) :P :D...
by Chocolate on Jan 17, 2013

pee kay gaari mat chalana

Gf:"pee kay gaari mat chalana bohat accident ho rahe hai.. . . Bf:"Thnks baby, u are so caring..:) . . Frnd:"Pee kay gaari mat chala yar bohat accident horahe hai . . Boy:"Saale apne Baap ko mat sikha...:p :O :D :D...
by Chocolate on Jan 17, 2013


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