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My First Joint

In a highly anticipated move, the president of the United States Barack Obama announced an immediate cessation of the so called “War on Drugs” and the de-criminalization of a long list of controlled substances. Speaking in a White House p...
by Weird Books on Apr 2, 2012

Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach

Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach by David Narter (Amazon) I didn’t realize that teaching young kids not to poot in public warranted a literary sub-genre. In fact, “Walter the Farting Dog” is a series of children’...
by Weird Books on Oct 20, 2011

I Want My Foreskin for Giftmas

Circumcision is as much a medical procedure as the removal of pinky fingers would be if it was practiced in hospitals. We’d soon start seeing studies showing lower incidence of jammed fingers, fractures, and broken ...
by Weird Books on May 2, 2010

The Worst Baby Name Book Ever

The Best Worst Baby Name Book Ever – I am not sure what audience exactly this is intended for. One thing’s for certain – if your last name is Sporn, it won’t matter what you ...
by Weird Books on Feb 6, 2010

The Big Coloring Book of Cocks

Pornogami taught us the secret of creating giant penises from paper. The Big Coloring Book of Cocks takes a two-dimensional approach. Hey, at least this coloring book is not available for the Kindle. [Via if it's ...
by Weird Books on Oct 1, 2009

The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)

The Christian Conservative Coloring Book Kindle Edition by Kevin Stone (Amazon) Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description: The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to the...
by Weird Books on Aug 29, 2009


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