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POLITICO: Incoming national security adviser’s son spreads fake news about D.C.#PIZZAGATE

POLITICO: Incoming national security adviser’s son spreads fake news about D.C.#PIZZAGATE HIS NAME IS MICHAEL FLYNN “JUNIOR” HE WASN’T EVEN GIVEN HIS OWN NAME. JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND, JUNIOR, #PIZZAGATE IS NOT A REAL THING AND...
by The Politics of Everything on Dec 6, 2016

Arachnaphobia and Other Southern Pestulence

GUYS.I'm not really afraid of spiders.  I think they're cool little dudes and I'm totally fine with peacefully coexisting with them so long as they respect boundaries and keep their creepy crawly little asses outside.  Or well-hidden deep i...

Catcalls, Compliments, and Outright Hypocrisy

So I've been seeing a lot of conversations about gender roles lately, specifically the objectification of women and how catcalls are absolutely not compliments.As a woman, specifically as one who has dealt with her fair share of harassment, awkward f...

Periods - A Comprehensive Guide for Men

Ah, Aunt Flo.  The Crimson Wave.  For the love of God, don't look her directly in the eyes.Don't run away crying just yet, gentlemen - I know, periods are scary and the women who have them scarier - but never fear, just like any other demon...

Absolutely Ridiculous and I Must Have It

Some days, I feel like some lone weirdo walking in the world, lost in my own insanity and bound by the constraints of socially acceptable (read:  not weird and/or insulting) behavior.But then, sometimes, I come across something that gives me hop...

Ark Apocalypse

I get lost in the web. Although my work requires that I remain plugged in to the internet all day long, I confess to feeling lost on the weekend. I don’t know what to browse or where to look for … Continue reading →...

Ark Apocalypse

I get lost in the web. Although my work requires that I remain plugged in to the internet all day long, I confess to feeling lost on the weekend. I don’t know what to browse or where to look for … Continue reading →...

The Spaghetti Rule

I joked a while back about seeing all these posts online where people were disappointed that liars' pants don't actually catch on fire, and I thought, "what a good reason to carry a lighter."So while we disregard the fact that this is now the second...

Just Hand me the Flamethrower and Look Away

So here's something that probably too many people already know about me - my mother is a hoarder.That's not an exaggeration, people.  I didn't know there was a term for it other than "what the hell could you possibly need 10,000 back issues of K...

Why Being Offended is a Huge Waste of Time

Well.I'm sure you've noticed that, suddenly, everyone's pissed off at everyone else for everything.  Small things, big things, things that don't personally pertain to them but they somehow have made themselves the center of a crusade that means...

Five Conspiracy Theories That Attempt to Undermine Christianity

The tomb is still empty. Image courtesy of Phillip Benshmuel, Creative Commons (CC BY-SA 4.0). Joel Kontinen Conspiracy theories attract a lot of attention. Many people are suspicious of the official version of what is happening in our time, and...
by Scripture Safaris on Feb 3, 2016

I Don't Want to Live On This Planet Any More

Fun Fact:  When my posts are in the draft stages, they have totally different titles.  These titles are more accurate descriptions of the posts themselves, so that I can more easily identify them if/when I need to go back to edit them. &nbs...

Youth Really is Wasted on the Young

The other day, I was musing about how bad it sucks that, as an adult, my body doesn't want to do all the things I promised it that it would way back when I was young and ambitious.  I mean, I'd love to live on Cheetos and Hi-C, but that sh*t doe...

5 Realities of Big Boobs

Eloquent title, eh?I know I reference boobs a lot in my posts, and I've already somewhat ranted once before about the obnoxious shit that women have to put up with thanks to America's unsettling obsession with boobs.But here's the thing:  I've b...

Paranormal Activity

When I was growing up, my mother had an unhealthy obsession with all things Stephen King.  In fairness, it was the 90's, so I'm pretty sure most of America had an unhealthy obsession with Stephen King.Anywho, she owned probably every Stephen Kin...

For Whom the Bell Tolls

So, I get that I'm kind of a punchline on my own - I'm a grown-ass woman who works in a shoe store. I'm the female equivalent of Al Bundy, minus the horny, money-grubbing wife, slutty daughter and probably-not-mine-anyway son.  And the laugh tra...

3 Things We All Feel But Can't Talk About

People are weird.  Humaning is hard.  It's amazing that we all have very similar peeves, but for some reason, society has taught us that the grown-up thing to do is suck it up and pretend that all is well.  Here are 3 things that we al...

Life and Love and Runny Mashed Potatoes

So first off, there's someone reading this that probably isn't supposed to be but is anyway, so to that person and everyone else I actually like -Also, there's someone reading this who has been stalking my pages on the DL in the hopes of catching som...

The Best Relationship Advice Article You'll Ever Read... Part 2

Welcome back!If you read Part 1 and were able to filter through my rambling to get to the point, you realized that my only piece of advice for dating was:  Be Yourself.Nope, not glamorous.  Not going to sell a bajillion magazines or ge...

The Best Relationship Advice Article You'll Ever Read... Part 1

To be fair, I'm probably not the foremost expert on dating, since my entire adult life has consisted of two long-term relationships.  My first marriage ended in divorce, so... there's that. Still, in my almost 33 29 years, I've found it nea...


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