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When is a tail not a tail?

When you’re a busy biologist, naming new species can be a bit of a drag. Not only do you have to come up with something interesting and relevant in English, but you also have to come up with another often unpronounceable Latin version for its scien...
by Yarpnews on Jun 9, 2014

When is a tail not a tail?

When you’re a busy biologist, naming new species can be a bit of a drag. Not only do you have to come up with something interesting and relevant in English, but you also have to come up with another often unpronounceable Latin version for its scien...
by Yarpnews on Jun 9, 2014

Dr Doolittle makes FBI Most Wanted list

Dr Doolittle has finally made the FBI’s top ten Most Wanted list for crimes against the animal kingdom. After committing numerous hideous crimes such as swindling squirrels out of their nuts, tricking elephants out of their swimming trunks and kill...
by Yarpnews on Jun 6, 2014

Dr Doolittle makes FBI Most Wanted list

Dr Doolittle has finally made the FBI’s top ten Most Wanted list for crimes against the animal kingdom. After committing numerous hideous crimes such as swindling squirrels out of their nuts, tricking elephants out of their swimming trunks and kill...
by Yarpnews on Jun 6, 2014

Kim and penis-pillow shocker

Shocking news just in: Everyone’s favourite curvy girl, Mrs Kim Kardashian-West has not launched a new range of home furnishings based on her striking silhouette. There was no launch party at LA’s famous Opera nightclub and among those who did no...
by Yarpnews on Jun 2, 2014

Kim and penis-pillow shocker

Shocking news just in: Everyone’s favourite curvy girl, Mrs Kim Kardashian-West has not launched a new range of home furnishings based on her striking silhouette. There was no launch party at LA’s famous Opera nightclub and among those who did no...
by Yarpnews on Jun 2, 2014

Have you spotted the lesser spotted Googly-Eyed Google bird?

Bird watchers all over Canada have gone a flutter today over the recent sighting of one of the rarest birds in the world. The Lesser Spotted Googly-Eyed bird (sometimes referred to as a Google) is a very unusual bird indeed. With its bright orange, y...
by Yarpnews on May 30, 2014

Have you spotted the lesser spotted Googly-Eyed Google bird?

Bird watchers all over Canada have gone a flutter today over the recent sighting of one of the rarest birds in the world. The Lesser Spotted Googly-Eyed bird (sometimes referred to as a Google) is a very unusual bird indeed. With its bright orange, y...
by Yarpnews on May 30, 2014

Hospital blunder gives growth hormone to back pain sufferer

Having spent six months in hospital after a serious back operation, Mr Ben Dover was looking forward to returning home to his family. Unfortunately, instead of being administering a standard course of anti-inflammatory treatment, Mr Dover was given...
by Yarpnews on May 27, 2014

Hospital blunder gives growth hormone to back pain sufferer

Having spent six months in hospital after a serious back operation, Mr Ben Dover was looking forward to returning home to his family. Unfortunately, instead of being administering a standard course of anti-inflammatory treatment, Mr Dover was given...
by Yarpnews on May 27, 2014

Lady Gaga shows her Bean Face

  Last night, pop star Lady Gaga once again shocked the world by wearing a Mr Bean inspired look to her local supermarket. The poker face pop star is well known for her unique fashion sense having controversially worn a meat bikini on the cover of V...
by Yarpnews on May 24, 2014

Lady Gaga shows her Bean Face

  Last night, pop star Lady Gaga once again shocked the world by wearing a Mr Bean inspired look to her local supermarket. The poker face pop star is well known for her unique fashion sense having controversially worn a meat bikini on the cover of V...
by Yarpnews on May 24, 2014

Ford’s new concept car The Confusion is driving people crazy

This morning, in a magnificent ceremony held behind Debbie’s Donner Kebab’s in Scunthorpe, Ford launched their new concept car, The Confusion. Although the all-new Confusion doesn’t look radically different from other cars, it has significant i...
by Yarpnews on May 21, 2014

Ford’s new concept car The Confusion is driving people crazy

This morning, in a magnificent ceremony held behind Debbie’s Donner Kebab’s in Scunthorpe, Ford launched their new concept car, The Confusion. Although the all-new Confusion doesn’t look radically different from other cars, it has significant i...
by Yarpnews on May 21, 2014

Is there something dodgy about a moustache?

As everyone knows a moustache or mustache is a bit of hair that is usually found perched on the wearer’s top lip, growing just below their nose. Some people hate the scrubby piece of facial fuzz, claiming it is unhygienic and that the wearer must h...
by Yarpnews on May 18, 2014

Is there something dodgy about a moustache?

As everyone knows a moustache or moustache is a bit of hair that is usually found perched on the wearer’s top lip, growing just below their nose. Some people hate the scrubby piece of facial fuzz, claiming it is unhygienic and that the wearer must...
by Yarpnews on May 18, 2014

Alive! – The incredible story of one shipwreck survivor

When his ship the SS Fat Guy went down in heavy seas off the coast of India, everyone feared that Captain Phil Meegut and his crew of ten men had all drowned. So imagine the surprise and delight of six fishermen who discovered the castaway Captain, s...
by Yarpnews on May 15, 2014

Alive! – The incredible story of one shipwreck survivor

When his ship the SS Fat Guy went down in heavy seas off the coast of India, everyone feared that Captain Phil Meegut and his crew of ten men had all drowned. So imagine the surprise and delight of six fishermen who discovered the castaway Captain, s...
by Yarpnews on May 15, 2014

Rare species of shark spotted off the coast of Devon

A British couple were in for a shock yesterday tea time when a Manko Shark swam just metres from the shore at Insewage in Devon. “I was about to go in for a paddle when up it popped,” explained father of seven and full time invalidity benefit col...
by Yarpnews on May 12, 2014

Rare species of shark spotted off the coast of Devon

A British couple were in for a shock yesterday tea time when a Manko Shark swam just metres from the shore at Insewage in Devon. “I was about to go in for a paddle when up it popped,” explained father of seven and full time invalidity benefit col...
by Yarpnews on May 12, 2014


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