Blog Posts - Emo Philips



Women And Men - Relationship Quotes

Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.Agatha Christie--------------There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and ove...
by A2Z Quotes on Aug 16, 2016

Living Small

I just realized today that I live small. I leave a small footprint on the earth — driving as little as possible, walking wherever I can; buying little, recycling what I can; getting rid of what possessions I can, scaling back on what I can’t...
by Bertram's Blog on Feb 1, 2015

Emo Philips - "England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'. " Quote

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by Stand-up Comedy Quotes on Aug 2, 2010

Emo Philips - "He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. " Quote

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by Stand-up Comedy Quotes on Aug 2, 2010

Emo Philips - "How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. " Quote

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by Stand-up Comedy Quotes on Aug 2, 2010

Emo Philips - "I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said....." Quotes

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'...
by Stand-up Comedy Quotes on Aug 2, 2010

Gallagher Smashes America

By Jake  Today I received an e-mail that stopped me dead in my tracks. It was an interview with prop comic Gallagher done by The Onion AV Club. "Great," I thought to myself, "I could use a gut-busting laugh." So with great anticipation I ope...
by One Year in Texas on Jan 13, 2010


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