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5 rajanikant’s jokes

1. When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough note….& Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia Crazy people!!!! 2. ======================================== When Rajnikant was a... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Dec 4, 2015

I need poison|english joke

Man at medical store: I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription. Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Jul 21, 2015

How to Kill an Ant?

Q: How to Kill an Ant? Asked in exam for 15 marks. Student: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside d Hole where ants live After eating, Ant will search for sum water near a water tank.... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Jul 20, 2015

Husband was seriously ill |jokes

Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Jul 22, 2014

school teacher sent home a note|english joke

school teacher sent home a note..!! . . . ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but he spends too much time with girls. ” . . . . mother sent a note back . . . . ”please... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Jul 22, 2014

husband text his wife at night

A husband text his wife at night , hi i will be late. .please wash all my dirty clothes and make sure to prepare my favourite dish before my return . Husband again text to his wife, and i f0rg0t to... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Jul 22, 2014

What Your dad do ? |english joke

Girl: Dad.. my teacher ask me what ur dad do? Dad: What u said? Girl: I said he works in a chocolate factory.. and brings lots of chocolate for me? In evening he works in an ice-cream parlor…... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Jun 2, 2014

How much do you love me ?

Sumona: How much do you love me ? . . Kapil: I love U so much, I can’t measure. . . Sumona: No just tell me…. . . Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone & you are my SIM card, i am nothing without... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Dec 23, 2013

Can i take a photo

Boy: Can i take a photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just wanted 2 show my children, . . . how their mom looked in her younger age. Related posts: Adhi tufan|nepali film Afno Ghar Afno Manche Manoj... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Dec 10, 2013

If you were on a date

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Dec 10, 2013

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course you may. What can I do for you?” “Well, I bought this expensive electronic... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Dec 10, 2013

go to the rest room

Employee : Sir, you called me? Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate. Employee : (After few mins) ,done sir Boss : Do it again. Employee : Done again, sir. Boss : Do it once more Employee :... Welcome the www.nepkos.com.
by Nepkos-Nepali Media on Dec 10, 2013

Operation

NurseTwo little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for" Baca selengkapnya »cerita lucu, cerita kocak, humor, cerita konyol,en...
by Joke Seger on Jan 7, 2013

Good Cop

sexy CopA police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.""But,...
by Joke Seger on Oct 14, 2012

Birthday Wish

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again."cake Angry birdOn the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride i...
by Joke Seger on Oct 4, 2012

Don't kick

Gambar PussThe little farm boy stormsout of the house, mad about being ordered to do his chores. In the barnyard, hekicks the rooster. Near the barn, he kicked a hog. In the corral, he kicked thefamily’s milk cow. His mother saw all this and storme...
by Joke Seger on Apr 20, 2012

Pizza Joke

Pizza is so confusing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Square box Circle pizza And Triangle Slices Related Posts:Best Time Quotation Ever (9)Day To Propose A GirlDollars equal ten cents jokeBirthday Date Calcualtion‘A to Z oF Love’...

Dinner

Gambar HouseHusband: "Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner."Wife: "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes aredirty, and I can't cook meal."Funny Husband: "I know all that."Wife: "Then why did you invite the friend?"Funny Husban...
by Joke Seger on Apr 8, 2012

GoldFish

Gold FishOne day Ronald was digging a hole inhis back yard.The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate."Hello Ronald, what are you up to?" he asked."My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Ronald replied."That's a really big hole...
by Joke Seger on Mar 28, 2012

Number

ClassroomAt the classroom the teacher  teach a elementary 1’st  grade Theteacher asks  Ronald  if he knows his numbers."Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me.""Can you tell me what comes after three?""Four," answers Ronald."What co...
by Joke Seger on Mar 26, 2012


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