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SIX AFFAIRS TO REMEMBER

Affairs Jokes SIX AFFAIRS TO REMEMBER (Jokes, Jokes, Jokes, Jokes and best Affairs Jokes) >> The First Affair >> >> A married man was having an affair with his secretary. >> >> One day, their passions overcame them and...
by Hot Jokes - Jokes And Chutkule on May 24, 2013

Best and Funny Jokes

Best and Funny Jokes Best and Funny Jokes (Jokes, Jokes, Jokes and Best Jokes) A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and  said, "About 2 hou...
by Hot Jokes - Jokes And Chutkule on May 24, 2013

Best Engineer Funny Jokes

Jokes Comprehending Engineers - Take One ********************************** Jokes 1. Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking alo...
by Hot Jokes - Jokes And Chutkule on May 22, 2013

Funny Jokes

Jokes Comprehending Engineers-Take Five ********************************** Jokes 1 What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets. **************...
by Hot Jokes - Jokes And Chutkule on May 22, 2013

Sexy Jokes

Jokes Sexy Jokes 1 Two Lenasian cousins, Ravi and Pravesh, are walking down the street one day.  They happen to come upon a crematorium.  Ravi promptly asks Pravesh, "Hey no man my cousin, what's this crematorium thing?"  Pravesh:...
by Hot Jokes - Jokes And Chutkule on May 22, 2013

Few Philosophical quotes- By Great Leader.

Few Philosophical quotes of Modern Life Men get laid, but women get screwed. - Quentin Crisp (English writer) When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. - Frederick Ryder Women need a reason t...

Seven qualities to be a perfect woman.

7 qualities to be a perfect woman: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful Self-Organised In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S Joke: Saying liver and cheese in sentence The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog a...

Bhai Ka Resume

Joke: Bhai Ka Resume Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA) Education: - B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994 - M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for...

Best English Joke

Joke: Husband getting phone call A couple were sitting in the living room watching TV when the phone rang. Husband picked it up, listened for a minute then screamed, “How the hell would I know? Call the weather bureau!” Wife: “What was that al...

Best of Family joke

Joke: Husband getting phone call A couple were sitting in the living room watching TV when the phone rang. Husband picked it up, listened for a minute then screamed, “How the hell would I know? Call the weather bureau!” Wife: “What was that al...

Few More Funny Jokes

Joke: Tourists at Niagara Falls Guide: I welcome you all to the Niagara falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t b heard! Now may I requ...

Few MNC Jokes- which never seen

INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking. PATNIism You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows. WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the m...

Great Indian Jokes/Chutkule

Indian History : Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings: The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the...

Do you smoke? Super funny joke

Lady: Do you smoke?Man: Yes.Lady: How many packs?Man: 3 packs daily.Lady: How much is per pack for your brand?Man: $ 8 a pack.Lady: And how long have you been smoking?Man: Almost 18 years.Lady: So one pack costs $ 8 and you have 3 packs a day which p...
by KADI SMS on Mar 22, 2013

Boss and Employee funny joke

Boss : There r 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1outside. Hw many r left?Employee : That's easy,49.Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into afridge?Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in.Close the fridgeBoss : What r the four ste...
by KADI SMS on Mar 15, 2013

Funny Application Letters

Funny Application Letters1. A student’s leave letter:“As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class….”2. A candidate’s application:“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist And an accountan...
by KADI SMS on Feb 23, 2013

BBM Broadcast Messages SMS

BBM Broadcast Messages My bbm contacts r like entertainment channels.. some cartoon channels,some news,some adult channels,some religious,and some music,some channels don’t work :p =D =)) i love Blackberry and I Don’t Use Apple Products B...
by SMS and Jokes on Oct 10, 2012

Latest Jokes on Rajnikanth

Intel’s new ad: “Rajnikanth Inside”...
by Mail Shayari on Oct 7, 2012

Interviewer and Applicant

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane.If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?Applicant: That's easy, 49.Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?Applicant: Open the fridge.Put the elephant in.Close the fridge.
by KADI SMS on May 27, 2012

English Teacher: Make a sentence using

English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor” Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, “Neither” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we! search terms:4 word jokes to make a sentence (1)english non veg jokes (1)santa...
by SMS and Jokes on Apr 3, 2012


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