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How long before I can get a haircut? - Joke

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,...
by SNAP on Dec 17, 2016

WTF !!! - An athletic scholarship - Joke

There was an athlete who wanted to accept a scholarship to a well-known college. To be awarded it, however, he had to pass a physical, since it was an athletic scholarship.  When Tim found out about the scholarship, he called his friends all to com...
by SNAP on Aug 26, 2016

Blonde's Car Keys

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she had locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, the blonde asks the attendant fo...
by SNAP on Aug 23, 2016

The Bank Robbers

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they d...
by SNAP on Aug 21, 2016

Exercise While Pregnant - Joke

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan...
by SNAP on Aug 8, 2016

No Good..

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,  "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.  After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends...
by SNAP on May 18, 2016

A Reasonable Fee - Lawyer Joke

         A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"        The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."        "A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't...
by SNAP on May 4, 2016

A Husband - wife quarrel

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a...
by SNAP on May 2, 2016

You will die laughing - The Best Indian Joke ever ???

Nearly died laughing.... A Sindhi, a Southy and Sardar worked together in an office and had a common boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the three decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind him.
by SNAP on Apr 24, 2016

Mother of Six !!! - Joke

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants t...
by SNAP on Apr 16, 2016

The Painter and the Blond

A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Wel...
by SNAP on Apr 6, 2016

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be...
by SNAP on Apr 4, 2016

The Blue Suit - Funniest Joke

An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in...
by SNAP on Apr 4, 2016


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