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Cents and Sensibility

Check out my latest contribution to GlossyNews.Cents and Sensibility (Though Neither of Either).Singles seeking sensibility over sexuality crashed newbie dating site Pension Singles just thirty minutes into its Valentine’s Day launch. ...More here...
by Talk to Me on Feb 16, 2013

Obama Executive Order Forgives Teacher Debt

WASHINGTON DC–President Obama signed an executive order today forgiving college loan debt held by America’s public school teachers. “Let me be perfectly clear. America’s teachers have worked too hard for far too long, for little pay and eve...
by Talk to Me on Jan 19, 2013

Pick a Peck of Pilgrim Pepper

Supermarket chains across the United States have agreed to forgo advertising depicting happy families gathered together in celebration and good cheer this holiday season. Although researchers insist an increase in suicide attempts during the holid...
by Talk to Me on Dec 13, 2012

Newspapers Sleep with the Fishes

MIAMI–Newspapers became unwitting casualties of Black Friday after holiday shoppers swore off traditional sales marketing to shop discounts by smartphone.“I got the paper once a week, on Sundays and only for the coupons,” said one early morn...
by Talk to Me on Nov 28, 2012

Allen West concedes defeat--"All I want to do is dance."

TALLAHASSEE–Allen West conceded today that life was way too short to sit back and count votes.The defeated GOP incumbent congressman from Florida has decided instead to toss the political towel to newly elected Patrick Murphy, Democrat, freeing W...
by Talk to Me on Nov 22, 2012

Thanksgiving Short Shorts

Shameful self-promotion. And at Thanksgiving.Yes, before anyone implies otherwise, I was a Girl Scout. An unwilling Scout, but that friends, is a story for another day. Read my latest satire "Girl Scouts Rappel Off the Fiscal Cliff for IKEA" over...
by Talk to Me on Nov 19, 2012

200 Cows Standing in a Field (or Not) Redux

ORLANDO–My choice to drive State Road 528 over to Orlando International instead of my usual route via Highway 1-92 through Kissimmee proved premonition pops up more often than not. The emergency broadcast system cut off Buckethead and the crew ov...
by Talk to Me on Nov 19, 2012

Florida "Cracks Up" for Real?

My fellow writers over at GlossyNews will tell you that sometimes satire pieces can become reality if one waits (or lives)  long enough.My story Florida Cracks Up: South Florida Secedes appears to have "satire legs".The Lookout reports all 50 st...
by Talk to Me on Nov 15, 2012

GlossyNews Election 2012 Coverage

Join GlossyNews, beginning 1:00 A.M. Tuesday morning, November 6th for wall to wall 24 hour coverage of Election Day 2012.New news every half hour all day long.Far Right vs Far Wrong.  You pick the winner.Read more about the Big Day here.
by Talk to Me on Nov 6, 2012

Election Day 2012

Join GlossyNews, beginning 1:00 A.M. Tuesday morning, November 6th for wall to wall 24 hour coverage of Election Day 2012.New news every half hour all day long.Far Right vs Far Wrong.  You pick the winner.Read more about the Big Day here.
by Talk to Me on Nov 5, 2012

Vote You Must Obama

 GlossyNews endorses ..... well, just ask the writers. As for me, no big surprise. :)I’ll vote for Barack Obama for the exact same reason as four years ago—to hold back what constitutional attorney and author Glenn Greenwald calls “...
by Talk to Me on Oct 25, 2012

Oy Vey! Seinfeld to Play Romney in Biopic

Jerry Seinfeld has been cast to play Governor Mitt Romney in a yet unnamed feature film.How hard can it be to play an empty suit?Ask Jerry.“The hardest part will be keeping up with this guy. Romney, he’s the gymnast of politics. He flips, he fl...
by Talk to Me on Sep 27, 2012

Short Shorts

The single Republican I felt actually seemed genuine has tossed public service and joined the dark side.  Tim Pawlenty is now a lobbyist for Financial Services Roundtable, one of the nation’s top financial lobbying groups.  More here.Whic...
by Talk to Me on Sep 20, 2012

Short Shorts

Read Mitt and Ann Romney's 2010 tax return here.The Romney's 2009 tax return can be viewed ... oh yeah, no can do as old Mitt has failed to provide that return; however, interested readers can read the scuttlebutt regarding said 2009 return (that he...
by Talk to Me on Jul 19, 2012

Tallahassee A-Twitter Over Scott Satire

Did you hear? Florida Gov. Rick Scott resigned due to medical illness! Well, actually he didn’t, but a rumor generated by a satirical post caused a frantic buzz in Tallahassee this morning. Chatter from lobbyists and other politicos soon tra...
by Talk to Me on Jul 18, 2012

Short Shorts

Michelle Obama to speak at University of Central Florida on Tuesday, July 10. More info here.Gov. Rick Scott is backing off FCAT and testing in general.   Lee County school board chairman Mary Fischer indicates that "... out of an entire...
by Talk to Me on Jul 7, 2012


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