Blog Posts - Gurus Doin' Time
Update: 85-Year-Old Swami Up On Rape Charges

File under: Gurus Doin' Time and Hands Where They Don't BelongApparently, many are all a'flutter in India over the arrest of Swami Ram Tripathi, aka Kripalu Maharaj, in Trinidad and Tobago, accused by a 22-year-old Guyanese woman of rape at the ashra...
by Guruphiliac on Jul 26, 2013
Kreepalu's Protegé Busted!

File under: Gurubusting, Gurus Doin' Time and Hands Where They Don't Belong Remember "Jagadguru" Kripalu Ji Maharaj, aka Kreepalu, the gopi-grabbing Krishna impersonator who skated rape charges in Trinidad/Tobago last year? His main man at his Texas...
by Guruphiliac on Jul 11, 2013
Mohan Singh's Sex Racket Screwed Him

File under: Gurus Doin' Time, Hands Where They Don't Belong and The Siddhi of PRMohan Singh, of the "I can empower you with some tantric energy transfer, Baby" school of enlightenment, (see Swami Nithyananda, Swami Muktananda, and so many others), is...
by Guruphiliac on Mar 7, 2012
The Highest Loka An American Criminal Can Hope For

File under: Hands Where They Don't Belong and Gurus Doin' TimeSwami Prakashanand Saraswati is still on the run, but we have a feeling the U.S. marshalls are closing in. Enjoy it while you can, Swamiji. You are now one of America's Most Wanted.
by Guruphiliac on Mar 25, 2011
PrakashakaBOOM Is On The Lam

File under: Gurus Doin' Time and Hands Where They Don't BelongSwami Prakashanand Saraswati, recently convicted of 20 counts of child molestation, didn't show up at his sentencing hearing this morning:A warrant has been issued for the 82-year-old Hind...
by Guruphiliac on Mar 7, 2011
Swami PrakashakaBOOM Will Fondle No More

File under: Gurus Doin' TimeJustice took the scenic route, but finally arrived for the victims of Swami Prakashanand Saraswati of Barsana Dham ashram in Austin, TX:Prakashanand Saraswati, known to his devotees as Shree Swamiji, was convicted of all 2...
by Guruphiliac on Mar 6, 2011
Our Man In The Garage With The Goods

File under: Gurubusting, Gurus Doin' Time and Hands Where They Don't BelongFor those still interested in the ever-increasingly sordid affair of Swami Nithyananda, we would like to point out that our man in a parking structure somewhere deep in Bharat...
by Guruphiliac on Apr 28, 2010
Straight-Up Pimpin' Swami Nithy

File under: Gurus Doin' Time and Hands Where They Don't BelongOur turban has now been placed at the feet of the recently-arrested Swami Nithyananda. The man was clearly a superstar womanizer, a veritable Himalaya of seduction as an "enlightened maste...
by Guruphiliac on Apr 23, 2010
Swami Nithyananda Is Now Behind Bars

File under: Gurus Doin' TimeDespite all his miraculous healing powers, Swami Nithyananda could not make his cellphone activity invisible to the police:[The swami was] arrested after the authorities tracked a mobile phone having a Himachal Pradesh sim...
by Guruphiliac on Apr 21, 2010
Swami Nithyananda Keeps Falling

File under: Gurus Doin' TimeThe gobs of counter-propaganda lobbed into the internets by his devotees have been unsuccessful. Swami Nithyananda is in some serious shit now:Police said the charges were slapped on the basis of details filed by Central C...
by Guruphiliac on Mar 19, 2010
Pimpin' Guru Nabbed In Delhi

Gurus Doin' Time39-year-old Shiv Murat Dwivedi is Delhi's stone-cold pimp guru:Police believe that Dwivedi was in close association with some notorious pimps, including Sonu Punjaban and two others who was arrested in November 2008, and were running...
by Guruphiliac on Mar 2, 2010
The Kracki Hive Thrives Despite Clouds

File under: Gurubusting, Gurus Clockin' Dollars, Gurus Doin' Time, Satscams, and The Siddhi of PRIndia's best newspaper dishes the dirt on the Bhagavan Kalki's money habits, which are largely about siphoning off donations to buy things like cars, hou...
by Guruphiliac on Nov 27, 2009
The Criminal Trial Of Prakashanand Saraswati Delayed — What A Surprise!!

File under: Gurubusting, Gurus Doin' Time, Hands Where They Don't Belong and The Siddhi of PR[Ed.note: Our Austin correspondent and former member of the tainted temple in Texas where little girls allegedly got groped and diddled, comes through with a...
by Guruphiliac on Oct 6, 2009
Nithyananda's Little Asuras Play The Terrorism Card

File under: Gurus Doin' Time and The Siddhi of PRWhen their threat of violence landed with a thud (on the desk of a local law enforcement officer,) Nithyananda's little demons had to come up with a new plan; to whit: make fraudulent claims of terrori...
by Guruphiliac on Sep 27, 2009
Maya's A Bitch—A Blow-by-Blow Of The Latest Blow To Prakashanand's Status As Ruler of Maya

File under: Gurubusting, Gurus Doin' TIme, Hands Where They Don't Belong and The Siddhi of PR[Ed.note: We just love it when an insider comes through with the straight skinny. All are invited to fill us in on the shenanigans of their present or former...
by Guruphiliac on Jun 27, 2009
Maya's a Bitch—A Blow-by-Blow of the Latest Blow to Prakashanand's Status as Ruler of Maya

File under: Gurubusting, Gurus Doin' TIme, Hands Where They Don't Belong and The Siddhi of PR[Ed.note: We just love it when an insider comes through with the straight skinny. All are invited to fill us in on the shenanigans of their present or former...
by Guruphiliac on Jun 27, 2009
Illin' Lama Getting Served

File under: Gurus Doin' Time and The Siddhi of PRWhen we last had a visit from the "Lama," Michael Lyons, aka Mohan Singh, he was just put under a warrant for his arrest on sexual assault charges in the U.K. Two years and some change later, he's gett...
by Guruphiliac on Apr 1, 2009
PSBoomBoom Shut Out

File under: Gurus Doin' Time and The Siddhi of PRWe're a little late bringing this to you, but Kreepalu (Kripalu Maharaj) protegé Swami Prakashanand Saraswati was denied permission to live at his Texas ashram as he awaits trial on child sexual
by Guruphiliac on Dec 2, 2008