Blog Posts - Henny Youngman

Alcohol Quotes Proverbial Sayings

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!Homer SimpsonI have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.Winston ChurchillTo alcohol! The cause of and solution to all...
by A2Z Quotes on Sep 26, 2016

Love And Marriage - Life Quotes

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.Albert Einstein-------------Where there is love there is life.Mahatma Gandhi-------------Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.Albert Einstein-------------Re...
by A2Z Quotes on Aug 18, 2016

Love and Physical Appearance - What does a woman want

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"Sigmund FreudMy love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.Woody AllenI take my wife everywhere...
by A2Z Quotes on Jun 11, 2016

Quote du jour

"My wife is a light eater; as soon as it's light, she starts eating."-Henny Youngman...
by Proof Positive on Jan 13, 2013

Changing Times

Kids growing up nowadays marvel at the thought that there was a time when a person had to use a rotary dial to make a phone call. It sounds so quaint yet archaic. This is not that much different when we baby boomers looked in amazement during the ear...
by Baby Boomer Stories on Mar 8, 2011

Quote du jour

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."-Henny Youngman...
by Proof Positive on Jan 25, 2011

"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."- Henny Youngman Quote

by Stand-up Comedy Quotes on Jul 16, 2010

"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."- Henny Youngman Quote

by Stand-up Comedy Quotes on Jul 16, 2010

American One Liners from I.MUU

The blonde jokes didn’t really do it over there in US of A, and here in Blighty you girls weren’t that amused either. The art of comedy is to know how to gauge your audience. On stage it’s a matter of life and death,  on a blog, yo...
by News Media Images on Oct 14, 2009

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