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Happy USA 4th Of July 2015 Hilarious Jokes SMS Wishes Quotes, Messages Thought being presented here on the occasion of USA Independence Day that is going to be celebrated on 4th July, 2015. The day is really a proud day and moment for all of us. Also...

Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how ho...

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Happy Rose Day Hilarious SMS Wishes Messages Jokes 2015:- The Rose day is first Day of Valentine Week. Every Year on this Globe we celebrate Rose Day on 7th Feb. so all the people who are looking for   Rose Day Hilarious SMS Wishes Messages Jokes 2...

Valentines Day 2015 Husband Wife Jokes :- Some peoples likes jokes on the Valentines day. Valentines Day is celebrated on 14 February. Valentines day is precious for every person. every one celebrates it to own ways. Here we are presenting the funny...

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother oneday. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandmawas dusting. He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in...

I’ve decided that from now on I’m gonna answer every question like a presidential candidate. It’s kinda fun…“Teacher, what are you doing this weekend?”“That’s a great question — and an important one. And I WILL do something this wee...

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An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip. All of them gave the same reply, "Which trip?"...

farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"  Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.  Man: So what happened that's s...

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference b...

In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower than in North America and the UK. However, in France, the average fat intake is very high, and yet, the heart disease ratio is lower than in North...

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfri...

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have...

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife. "That gorilla is getting excited just looki...

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store.", she replies. "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the great...

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, c...

A young wanna-be stud is vacationing alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young ladies. Much to his surprise, they all seem to be drawn to an old guy a little further down the shoreline. Our friend goes back to the hotel, hoping fo...

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our...

My Dear Husband, I’m writing this letter to tell u that I’m leaving you. I’ve been a good wife to u for the last 20 years and I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks haven been hell. Your boss called to tell me that u le...

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