Blog Posts - Hogan Mcsmalls



Update: Thumbs Up Edition

Oh hi there. What the fuck is up? How have you been? You know how you maybe have a few things happen in your life and you're like, this is not affecting me at all, I AM AWESOME, but then one day you wake up and realize you haven't written anything yo...
by Kendragarden on Jun 1, 2015

Update: Important and Not-So-Important Things About Stuff

Where am I? What is this white box I'm typing in? Am I actually updating my blog?? No. I can't be! OK, I guess I am. And, I guess this is destined to be an update blog for those of you wondering how things are going with, you know, the M-word stuff a...
by Kendragarden on Jan 28, 2015

14 Things I Learned in 2014

So, it's the end of 2014 and while most people would expect me to kick it down the stairs while flipping it the bird and maybe screaming "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!" into its stupid little 2014 face, I'm already feeling rather warm and fuzzy toward...
by Kendragarden on Dec 29, 2014

Happy Holidays 2014, Y'all!

Hello!Here is this year's holiday card. I love it because, I mean, HOGAN MCSMALLS, but also because I didn't have to do anything! My badass artist husband knocked it out and all I had to do was squeal, "cuuuuuuute!" when he showed it to me. (All cred...
by Kendragarden on Dec 15, 2014

Round Up: One Girl, 8 Cups

I have nothing to write about. Nothing at all. So I'm gonna write about everything. I guess I'm giving you guys an update. Have I done that lately? OK, just looked and it's been a month. Long enough I guess. Here we go:I'm still reading and watching...
by Kendragarden on Nov 19, 2014

Retrograde This

Only ten days until Halloween so let's talk about something super scary, OK? Yes, you guessed it, I am talking about how Mercury is in retrograde. I actually didn't know this was occurring until last week when a friend told me. I declared that I didn...
by Kendragarden on Oct 21, 2014

Round Up: Books, Vampires and Teepees

The last time I did a round-up was on November 1st. (It was about Candy, Dogs and Piñatas.) So, it's been a minute. But, round-ups are fun so let's do one, wanna? Okay! YOLO and shit.I've been writing for some other places recently, which has been f...
by Kendragarden on Mar 14, 2014

Six Shits

The other day, I went for a long walk with Hogan McSmalls.  It should've been a pleasant stroll.  The sun was shining, it was a beautiful 80-degree January day in L.A.  But, Hogie pooped a whopping six times in an hour.  Think abo...
by Kendragarden on Jan 21, 2014

13 Things I Learned in 2013

If you've been reading this blog for a while, you know that at the end of every year, I list what I learned. Like, in 2011, I learned exactly 11 things.  And, in 2012, I learned 12 things.  I dunno how it worked out like that but this year,...
by Kendragarden on Dec 30, 2013

Throwback Thursday: The Saddest Reindeer

Happy Throwback Thursday!  Here is Hogan McSmalls dressed as a reindeer at Tim's parents' house just seconds before getting humped by a chihuahua mix named Ginger. (Look at her face!)  He's already sooooo miserable and it's about to get eve...
by Kendragarden on Dec 12, 2013

A Holiday Card For You

Dear Kendragarden readers,Here is our official holiday card!  We took 10 pics on Photo Booth and Hogie looks like he's deeply troubled in every one of them.  I'm not sure if it was my hat, Tim's headband or his tie but he wasn't having it.
by Kendragarden on Dec 9, 2013

Health, Etc.

I read an article once that said a blog that hasn't been updated in a day is a sick blog.  If it hasn't been updated in a week, it's a dead blog.  So, today, I am writing to you from the grave.  (It kinda feels like it since I'm on the...
by Kendragarden on Nov 25, 2013

Into Thin Air: A Hogie Tale

Yesterday at 3 p.m. I locked our front door.  "We are not leaving the house again today!  Nobody moves!" (Tim is on hiatus this week and we didn't have anywhere specifically we needed to be on a Monday night but I wasn't even going to let h...
by Kendragarden on Oct 29, 2013

Round Up: Jenny Lewis, Coyotes and Boba Fett

Round-up!  Round-up!  Round-up!  I just typed that blank faced and then after I wrote it, I sighed for a really long time.  Ha!  So, I'm not as excited as my exclamation points would have you believe but I am happy to be roun...
by Kendragarden on Oct 25, 2013

Round Up: Books, Boxes and Chimichangas

It's Friday again and I'm about to write something really trite. You guys ready?  Okay.  Where did the week go?  I don't even know what to wrap up because I feel like there's no way it's been a week.  But it has so here I go. Oh h...
by Kendragarden on Oct 18, 2013

Round Up: So Many Patios and Fake Ice Cream

Happy Friday! This is my fourth Round-Up post which means I've been doing this new schedule for a whole month.  That's a long time!  Still not entirely used to it but I'm having fun.  Thanks for dropping by, you guys.  You're the...
by Kendragarden on Sep 6, 2013

Kendragarden Tells You How To Choose A Dog

Hi.  I'm sitting outside on a pretty creepy Coffee Bean patio writing this because there's an open house at our condo today.  People are walking around looking in closets and most likely judging me based on how many pairs of black boots I o...
by Kendragarden on Aug 28, 2013

Porge McSmalls

Hogan McSmalls needs a lot of encouragement.  You know people like that.  They need quite a few compliments and pats on the back and "atta girls" to make it through the day.  There's nothing wrong with it, it's just how they're built.
by Kendragarden on Aug 13, 2013

Vincent Vega

Last night Tim and I had a pretty normal every day conversation.  It went like this:Me:  Ooooh!  I forgot to show you something really important.Him:  What?Me:  Hold on.  (I find it on the laptop.) Here! (I thrust the la...
by Kendragarden on Jun 27, 2013


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