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How long before I can get a haircut? - Joke

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,...
by SNAP on Dec 17, 2016

The Bank Robbers

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they d...
by SNAP on Aug 21, 2016

Polishing Apples - Joke

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.  The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."  "I invested that nickel in an apple. I sp...
by SNAP on Jul 28, 2016

One Awesome Joke via Whatsapp

One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners. Volume One”. He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the 🔴red button.”. He d...
by SNAP on Jun 9, 2016

Robbers !!! - A must read story

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:  “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.  This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the con...
by SNAP on Jun 2, 2016

Interesting Interview !

A company advertise for job vacancy. There were a lot of people came for the interview. All the applicants were arranged to sit in a big hall and question papers were issued. The company’s manager said , ” There are ten questions in the questio...
by SNAP on May 25, 2016

A mechanic and A Doctor

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted acr...
by SNAP on May 4, 2016

The Painter and the Blond

A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Wel...
by SNAP on Apr 6, 2016

3 Ways to Get Your Resume Noticed by Employers

Are you sick and tired of sending out your resume to employers and never hearing back? Here are some tips to help boost your chances of getting noticed! 1: Make Sure You Include Your Correct Contact Information and a Death Threat. Double check to mak...
by Door to Door Comedy on Mar 9, 2014

3 Ways to Get Your Resume Noticed by Employers

Are you sick and tired of sending out your resume to employers and never hearing back? Here are some tips to help boost your chances of getting noticed! 1: Make Sure You Include Your Correct Contact Information and a Death Threat. Double check to mak...
by Door to Door Comedy on Mar 9, 2014

The woes of a Sound Engineer

I’ll start my story off with a little pretext: I’m young, not horribly malformed, and a woman. …In a field that is dominated by men. This isn’t really a problem to me,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website fo...
by Confessions of the Professions on Sep 21, 2013


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