Blog Posts - Johnys Jokes

Heart Attack

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!
by Only Funny Stuffs on Feb 12, 2014

The best toast of the night

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife ! That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for t...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jan 20, 2014


The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My...
by Only Funny Stuffs on May 8, 2013

Sex Education

A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a pen*s on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?" And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"And the teacher says, "Are y...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Sep 9, 2012


Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: "Mommy what's that?"somewhat flustered she quickly replies: "Well dear that is my sponge." Content with her a...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jun 15, 2012

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