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2016 K Aakhri Weeks

"""""""""""=2016="""""""""""Khatam hone me kuchhee hafty baki Hein+Koi+Ghalti+Gustakhi+Koi khata+Waghera +Ho+Gaee+Ho+To+Plz+++++++Mujh se Maafi maang lo.  Aj Mera mood achha hai ;)...

Dosto Ko Shadi Mubarak

Jo dost Shadi shuda ha unhenShadi MubarikAur jo abi tak ...Kanware hain ...Unhen Azadi Mubarak 😉...

Meri Shadi Nahi Huwi

Dukh is bat ka nahi k meri shadi nahi hui...Khushi to is bat ki hai k uski b nahi hui (",)/<)) / >Is prcham k saye talayhm 1 hain Hm 1 hain Advance Jashn.e.Azadi Mubarik...

Aaj Main Kesi Lag Rahi Thi

Girl: Aj main kesi lag rahi thi ?Boy: Buhat cute...Girl: Sachiiiii... Boy: Han mèri jan...Girl : Acha kiya kar rahy ho ?Boy: """Mazaq"""  :-D ;-)...

Check My Moms Eyes

Girl to Doctor:Please check my Mom's eyes...Doctor: What's the problem..?.Girl: Inn Ko Meri Shadi K Ilawa Kuch Aur Nazar Hi Nahi Aata.. 😞😨...

Goongi Biwi

Bachpan Mein Maa Baap Dratay Thay KMendak(Frog) Ko Pathar Mara TouGoongi Biwi Mily Gi..Bohat Dar Lagta Tha..Ab Sochta Hon K PatharMaar He Dya Hota....Aik Namaloom ShoharKi Hasratain ...

Baby Kurkure Khaogi

Me: Baby Kurkure Khaogi..?..She: Nahi....Me: Kyun ?? :-/....She: Kyun KBaby ko "Lays" Pasand hai.. :-P :-D...

Larkion ka bus nahi chalta

Larkion ka bus nahi chaltawarnaMedical store par bhi apni farmaishen shru kar den..."Bhai ye Goli kisi aur color mein dikhana.." :-P :-/...

Khatarnaak Khabar

Tamaam ghair shadi shuda nojawan larkon aur larkion ko khabar di jati hai k wo 2017 se pehly pehly shadi rachayenwarnais k baad shadi k liye NTS pass karna hoga.. :-P...

Windows Password Problem

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:  WINDOWS:   Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage    WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.   USER:   boiled cabbage .  .WINDOWS:  ...

She is cute

Teacher To Student Translate it into Urdu.."Look Dear She Is Cute."Student: Jani Bachi Check Kr Tabahi Hay..Teacher: Nikal Class se Manhoos..

Derh Saray Behn Bhai

Behn Bhai derh saray honay chahiyen,.Thory thory paise mila kar banda "Pizza" He mangwa leta hai.. 😛😜😉...

Facebook nahi hai ye

Doctor- Kya khaaya tha?Girl- I ate Hamburger, French fries, Coke & a Pizza.Doctor-FaceBook nahi he ye , Asli me kya khaya tha?? Girl - Tamater ki chatni aur Khichdi..😂...

Kuch Parha Hota Tou Samajh Aata

  I am the colour of juicesYou are the water of sweet wel...!!!..   Samjh ayaa . . . ?...     Nai na . . . ?.Kuch parha hota to samjh aata naaa!!! . . Cheating kr k pass hone walon....ye likha hey  "Main rang s...

WhatsApp use karti ho

Boy-- Tum WhatsApp par ho..?.Girl- Nahi mai to ghar par hon...Boy- I mean WhatsApp use karti ho?.Girl- Nahi mai to FAIR & LOVELY use karti hon...Boy- Arre meri Maa..tumhe WhatsAppchalana aata hai..?Girl- Nahi.. par tum chala lena.. main peeche ba...

Aaj ka Kaam Kal Par Chor Do

Aaj ka Kaam Kal Par Chor Do.Kion'k..Ho Sakta HaiKal Is K Liye Machine Ejad Ho Jaye.. ;-)...

Baap Bhai aur Shohar ki Kamaayi

Baap Bhai aur Shohar ki Kamaayi se Khariday gaye iPhone se Aurtain baray Jazba se ye Message karte hain k.....Mard tou hotay hi Zaalim.. :-/...

Mujhe Btaya Kion Nahi

Father: Tumhare Final Exam Ho Gaye..?Son: G! Result Bhi Aa Gaya Hai..Father: Mujhe Btaya Kion Nahi..?Son: Kion'K New Books Ki Zaroorat Hi Nahi Pari.. :-P ;-)...

Rishtedaron ko Khushi ki Khabar

Jab bhi Aap Rishtedaron ko Koi khushi ki Khabar sunayentou sath mein ek Hajmoola bhi de den .. Taa'kay un se aap ki Khushi Hazzam ho jaye.. ;-)...

Shohar Aur BV Mein Larayi

Shohar aur BV Mein Larai Ho Gai.Adha Din Guzarne K Ba'd BV Shohar K Paas Ayi Aur Boli " Is Tarah Jhagra Karna Acha Nahi.. Aik Kam Karte Hain Thora ApCompromise Karo Thora Main Karti Hoon..Shohar Bola Thek Hay Kia Karna Hay Bolo.  BV: Ap Mujh Se...


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