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When Name Calling Isn't Swearing I f condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged like these: "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website fo...
by Purplerosee on Oct 26, 2015

Little Boy forced to lead the family in prayer

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family in prayer... Little Boy : But I don't know how to pray Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website f...
by Purplerosee on Aug 13, 2012

BUTTERCUPS & GOLF BALLS

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs...
by Purplerosee on Jun 24, 2012

Enlish Fun

Enjoy! Only the English could have invented this language... We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web...
by Purplerosee on Mar 23, 2012

Outrun

Two employees for the gas company were at a house call. The younger man said to the older one, "Geez, you're old!" "Yeah, that may be so, but I can still outrun you," replied the older... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full...
by Purplerosee on Mar 20, 2012

Short Jokes

1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs...
by Purplerosee on Mar 19, 2012

Real advertisements from Newspaper excerpt.

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for...
by Purplerosee on Mar 15, 2012

My Word

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my web...
by Purplerosee on Mar 14, 2012

Doraemon Live - Action

A commercial ads from TOYOTA. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]...
by Purplerosee on Feb 21, 2012

New Doctor

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website f...
by Purplerosee on Feb 20, 2012

Incredible - Words Rearranged

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi...
by Purplerosee on Feb 20, 2012

Never ask H2O 2 for water

a waiter that knows chemistry.The waiter heard H2O2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]...
by Purplerosee on Feb 15, 2012


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