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A part of Fisher Price's "Kids say the darndest things" Series

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by viralpx on Nov 20, 2015

Thought for the day in hindi for students with images

by Hindi Quotes Pictures on Aug 6, 2015

Sharing Moms Outhouse Updates…I Mean…Sharon Moms Madhouse Updates #FunnyStatusUpdates

I’ve been out of it lately…nothing major, mind you…just “End of the world” type thoughts running through my mind. I’ll be fine. Okay, I exaggerated. It’s just real life getting in the way and keeping me too b...
by Moms Madhouse on Jul 6, 2015

I May Not Be Able To Buy Love, But I Can Buy The Illusion… @fotor_com

Eleven months ago I wrote a post about having to pay my family and friends to pretend that they not only know who I am, but that they actually like me. Sadly, since that day nothing much has changed… I still give my kids five dollars each to ca...
by Moms Madhouse on May 7, 2015

There Goes My Life…Again…

I used to think the alarm clock was my enemy… Then I had kids. “MOMMY…MOMMY! I’m starving, feed me!” And my daughter jumped on the bed, thrust a pair of scissors and a bag of gummy bears in my face. “What time is i...
by Moms Madhouse on Apr 30, 2015

A Mad Moms Work Is Never Done…Until She Shares It On Social Media

And so begins another installment of my business being posted on facebook and tweeted on twitter. September 1, 2014 My kid drank pickle juice and licked ketchup off a plate for lunch, so no…I don’t care that your kid voluntarily eats yolk...
by Moms Madhouse on Mar 22, 2015

A Mad Moms Work Is Never Done…Until She Shares It On Social Media

And so begins another installment of my business being posted on facebook and tweeted on twitter. September 1, 2014 My kid drank pickle juice and licked ketchup off a plate for lunch, so no…I don’t care that your kid voluntarily eats yolk...
by Moms Madhouse on Feb 26, 2015

Got My First Letter From Santa In 37 Years…He Says He’s Not Coming…

You’d think after all the years I spent on Santa’s lap he’d be willing to overlook the fact that I gave birth to six demanding children who insist on the impossible for Christmas… But nope…Santa’s gone rogue and in...
by Moms Madhouse on Dec 11, 2014

Local Mad Mom Becomes Hero In Grocery Store

I still ask myself on a weekly basis what is life really like? A bowl of cherries or a box of chocolates? Or maybe it’s like one lemon lemonade. Oh, who cares…the point is that in the last two months a lot has happened to make me question...
by Moms Madhouse on Sep 3, 2014

Your Daddy Got Me Drunk. Again…

This is now my answer for everything, and it goes like this: Son #1 complaining about son #2. “Mom…I gave Brad the keys to my car to get my tweezer’s and he and the car have been gone for three hours.” I’m sorry Tom, but...
by Moms Madhouse on Jun 30, 2014

How One Mom Figured Out The Second Coming Was Closer Than Anyone Thought

Yeah, it’s today. Wanna guess how I figured it out? None of my six kids are making a sound and it’s really, really weird. Seriously, the only sound they’re are breathing noises. And they’re all still awake, so it’s not like I ca...
by Moms Madhouse on Jun 18, 2014

They say the darndest things

A little fun for the weekend: There are two videos of kids that have had me laughing recently… The first is the debut episode of Kid Snippets called “Salesman.” Have you heard of these? The premise: If movies were written by our ch...
by Hither and Thither on Apr 18, 2014

Too Much Pu Pu Platter, Mom? Lose Weight Without Having To Get Pregnant!

How many other moms have had a conversation starter like that at the breakfast table with their 15 year old? I stopped chewing and looked at my boy, “Pu Pu, pregnancy and weight loss? Are you trying to tell me something or are you trying to ask...
by Moms Madhouse on Apr 16, 2014

The Ridiculous Status Updates/Tweets Of A Mad Mom… #humor #funnytweets

And here we are with my 67th attempt to blog something that’s meaningless and pointless and I just…can’t! I don’t know if it’s because we ran out of coffee or because I got a call from the high school telling me son #2 f...
by Moms Madhouse on Apr 10, 2014

Dear Mom, I Want To Tell You An Ancient Chinese Secret About That Prom Dress You Were Saving…

Prom, Prom, Prom! Why am I being inundated with all of this prom stuff in February? If you read my blog post from a few days ago, you’ll see one of my sons has already asked me for a new prom dress, which I’ll link to here. And before I r...
by Moms Madhouse on Mar 1, 2014

This One Time, My Kids Made Their Own Band Camp…

And why did they do this? I still have no idea. It’s not as if any of them were born with the pipes to sing, “The Hills Are Alive” and actually sound good at it. Sadly they were all born having inherited my ability to sing nothing b...
by Moms Madhouse on Mar 21, 2013

Writer's Post: Brain + Mouth = No Filter

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by Catch My Words on Mar 16, 2013

How I Found Out I Gave Birth To Brain Dead Children…

First, they began to use their mouths to make sounds which eventually turned into words. Then they were able to pull themselves to a standing position, and finally they began to think for themselves. It’s been down hill ever since… But fo...
by Moms Madhouse on Mar 6, 2013

Wordless Wednesday: A Frickin' Elephant

As five-year olds were learning to read, one of them pointed at a picture and said,"Look! It's a frickin' elephant!" And so it was... African Elephant   http://feeds.feedburner.com/CatchMyWords...
by Catch My Words on Feb 26, 2013

It’s The Holiday Season, (The holiday season) With The Boo Hoo Hoo, Where The Heck Are My Socks?! And Hey You Kids, Get Away From My Clock!

Merry Christmas Family and Friends! This is me sending you lots o’ love. *Insert visual image of me hugging you. In a totally ‘I’m already married and you probably are too so this doesn’t mean we’re dating now; sort of way.*...
by Moms Madhouse on Dec 24, 2012


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