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Drunk Musician Kicks Janitor: the Shocking Story

Drunk musician kicks janitor… you gotta admit that it’s the kind of drama No Talent Ass Clowns fans expect… When No Talent Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens kicked studio janitor Chico O’Brian, he probably never realized what h...

Rock Band Won’t Pay Taxes. Builds Fort To Keep Out Feds.

This rock band won’t pay taxes. And they’re already becoming a legend because of it… It’s one thing to say you’re a rebel rock band and it’s another thing to actually be one. The No Talent Ass Clowns are one rock b...

Rock Documentary Bombs at Premiere

The No Talent Ass Clowns‘ self-made rock documentary bombed at its premiere recently. Totally humiliated, the band is naturally furious. “I’m pissed as f**k,” said front man Lars Gunblade during an interview with Channel 22 Ne...

New Movie Trailer For “The First To Die” Gets Hollywood’s Attention

A new movie trailer has been posted for “The First To Die,” a new action film starring rock stars Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens… The film, which has been held back several times in order to delete 20 minutes of unsimlated sex scenes...

Band’s Embarrassing Drunk Interview

A band’s embarrassing drunk interview is the topic of conversation in the rock world. Many think that mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns just took a dump on their reputation by releasing an interview showing them completely drunk beyond belief.

“The First To Die” Movie Trailer Released

“The First To Die,” the first feature film by The No Talent Ass Clowns is due for Christmas 2016 release. The first trailer for the movie released on Friday promises something, that’s for sure. Originally slated for a Christmas 2015...

Rock Band Sells Its Soul To The Devil, Isn’t Impressed With Satan

What happens when a rock band sells its soul to the devil but fails to be impressed with Lucifer? Rockers Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns recently revealed that they made a deal with the devil to make it as a band. Yet the m...

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: Why Can’t This Band Get In?

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame appears uninterested in The No Talent Ass Clowns for some reason. This month’s interview with the band in Rock Wasteland sheds more light on the story… Rock Wasteland: Are you pissed about never being nomina...

Rock The Vote 2016: No Clinton & Trump, Give U.S. Back to England

Rock The Vote 2016 may look a little different this year… Everyone is talking about the 2016 Presidential Election. Who is going to win? Trump? Clinton? Megaband The No Talent Ass Clowns has other ideas. Their contribution to Rock The Vote 2016...

Creative Differences in the Band as Joey and Carnage Leave

Creative differences in the band was the subtext of the latest No Talent Ass Clowns interview. Yet for most of the interview, The No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens talked about how they met as six year olds in Kin...

Rare Demo of Ass Clowns Song Leaked to YouTube

One of the only known demos of The No Talent Ass Clowns in the recording studio has surfaced recently on YouTube. Stolen last month from No, Not There! Studios in Kings Nose, NJ, the rare demo is of a new song entitled “See You.” Apparent...

Band Had Sex With Their Own Manager? Big Ass Clowns Controversy

In a shocking interview, it appears legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns confront a shocking rumor: which is that the band had sex with their own manager, Jerry Gold, to get him to manage them. Singer Lars Gunblade viciously denied the rumor while...

Bayonet On Guitar Used To Kill Concertgoer

Guitarist Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns recently killed a concertgoer in Boston with the bayonet that he has custom-fitted onto his Les Paul guitar. After Ass Clowns manager Jerry Gold met with Boston police, all charges were dropped immedi...

Ass Clowns Live on the Doug Fredericks Show

The No Talent Ass Clowns performed their new song “I Finished, Now Get Out!” on The Doug Fredericks Show recently. It was an amazing performance, given that the band seldom allows fans into their concert arenas anymore. “This song i...

“Words of Wisdom” Music Video Divides Fans

The new music video for “Words of Wisdom” is angering fans of the legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns. Straying completely from their hard rock roots, “Words of Wisdom” is pure electro-pop, which is something many fans...

Band Will Only Release One CD From Now On

Legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns have decided that they will only release one copy of future CDs. While fans are furious, the band couldn’t be happier. “This is the logical way to do things in the music industry at this time,”...

“Ass On Demand” Music Video Stirs Controversy

“Ass On Demand” by The No Talent Ass Clowns has a simple message that isn’t sitting well with some female fans. Like the “On Demand” button on your remote, the band finds that they have an “Ass On Demand” but...

Band Plays To Empty Theaters… On Purpose

Legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns have taken concerts to a whole new level: the band plays to completely empty theaters. And the weird thing is that it’s 100% intentional. “We had been building up to this for damn near 20 years...

Pinch The Loaf Music Video Posted

Pinch The Loaf (Music Video by The No Talent Ass Clowns) – watch more funny videos For some reason, The No Talent Ass Clowns‘ Pinch The Loaf music video and an accompanying interview got posted on Funny or Die. We’re not sure how th...

“Pinch The Loaf” Fan Video Hits the Mark

A new fan video for The No Talent Ass Clowns‘ hit song “Pinch the Loaf” is out and we’re impressed. Typically, fans post videos about how much they hate the Ass Clowns that are filled with death threats so this was a pleasant...


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