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Legends of the Bank Customer

Before I get into the meat of this here blog post, I'd like to extend a heartfelt congratulations to the corporate powers that be at Bank of America. You have proven the ability to run your business like a great lot of morons.Look, I've been out of t...
by Carp Dime on Oct 25, 2014

Legends of the Bank Teller: One By One

ViaIt's been a very long time since I ran the drive-thru at that bank in Raleigh, but I still remember it like it was yesterday. I remember the Girl in the White SUV. I remember the Spider-Girl. I remember getting really irritated with stupid people...
by Carp Dime on Mar 5, 2013

Legends of Another Bank Teller

Source: companies.vn via Tên on PinterestSome time ago, I got a text message from the Most Awesome Person I Know asking for my opinion. She wanted to know if she had made a mistake after applying for a job as a teller at a bank. Needless to say, I w...
by Carp Dime on Sep 27, 2012

Legends of the Bank Teller: The Last Laugh

What's that you say? You thought the previous legend was the Last Legend? Yeah, so did I. But this is just too blogworthy to let slide by.So, remember how I used to complain about how stupidity seemed to run rampant in the world of banking? Not so mu...
by Carp Dime on Sep 19, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller: The Final Legend

I'm not too sure how to put this. So I'll just come right out with it. I won't be working for the bank anymore. Ever.No, I wasn't fired for finally snapping and going off on a customer. I'm sure we've all, at one time or another, assumed that if I wa...
by Carp Dime on Sep 5, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller: Pen Depot

Losing pens is something that every bank teller should be used to. If you're a bank teller and you aren't used to customers walking off with your precious writing utensils, you've probably only been on the job for a few days. It's gonna happen. Just...
by Carp Dime on Sep 1, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller: Riding the Monorail

As someone who works with the general public, I come across my fair share of crazy people. I saw them in Raleigh and grew to recognize them whenever they came in the door. After a while, they became easy to spot. It's taken some time since moving bac...
by Carp Dime on Aug 16, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller: Creeped the Heck Out

I'm working at a branch of the bank that's located inside of a grocery store now. So I haven't just had to get acquainted with my co-workers inside the branch. I've had to get acquainted with some of the store employees as well.This is gonna come acr...
by Carp Dime on Jul 27, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller: The New Guy

***Don't forget to take a shot at winning a pass to the Greenbrier Classic!***I'm still the new guy. And so many of the customers have no problem letting me know it. I've been here for a month now and I still get it all the time. "Well, we have a new...
by Carp Dime on Jul 21, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller: Locked Out

Recently I've been dealing with a lot of technological issues. Most of these issues have taken place in my new home.When I first moved in, I could not connect to the wireless network. Eventually, that problem was solved. In my second week in my new p...
by Carp Dime on Jul 12, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller: Retraining Days

Being retrained may have been a dangerous thing for me. See, in those three days that I was forced to go to class to relearn how to be a bank teller, I got to be downtown. And I kind of loved it.My lunch times were spent walking around the market, lo...
by Carp Dime on Jul 6, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller: Starting From Scratch

Look at that. An actual title to go along with the heading of Legends of the Bank Teller. Impressed? Well, you should be. If I need to wait for you to become impressed, I can wait. After all, by the time you're reading this, I'm long done with it and...
by Carp Dime on Jun 20, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller - Episode CII

And here we arrive at my final Legend of the Bank Teller taking place in Raleigh, North Carolina. Future legends will be coming to you from Botetourt County in the Commonwealth of Virginia. But let's end things in Raleigh with a bang, shall we? My l...
by Carp Dime on Jun 18, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller - Episode CI

Things are changing. Lots of things are changing.About two months ago, Brandon started talking to me about applying for a position at his branch. See, Brandon is a branch manager with the same bank that I work for. Have I ever mentioned that before?
by Carp Dime on May 31, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller: Episode C

100 Legends of the Bank Teller. Who'd have ever thought that I'd be here that long? I know when I started doing these posts, I really didn't think I'd have that many stories to tell from behind the teller line. Honestly, I wasn't sure I'd be able to...
by Carp Dime on May 26, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller - Episode XCIX

A couple months ago, we began to notice some strange things appearing in a small space behind our branch. There's an enclosed area that houses our air conditioning unit. Really, that's not the strange part. In fact, that's fairly normal. The strange...
by Carp Dime on May 18, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller - Episode XCVIII

The last couple days have been interesting. I mean, it's been fairly typical. I still work the drive through window at the bank. That's not the interesting part. In fact, that's about as uninteresting as you can get.No, the interesting part comes in...
by Carp Dime on May 7, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller - Episode XCVII

One day as I was building up to one of my regular rages against the customers, I got to thinking about something kind of geeky. My mind wandered to the Star Wars universe and turning to the Dark Side. As angry as I get at work, I think my turn to the...
by Carp Dime on Apr 5, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller - Episode XCVI

Here's another example of something that kind of drives me crazy concerning some of my customers. Shocked that something else would drive me crazy? Yeah, I thought so.It's a rainy day. It's dreary and it would have been a swell day to sleep in. But I...
by Carp Dime on Mar 31, 2011

Legends of the Bank Teller - Episode XCV

To the spoiled rich customers out there who like getting whatever you want just because you carry a certain average balance with my bank, stop coming to the drive through if you want us to wipe your butt for you. If you want a personal banker to hold...
by Carp Dime on Jan 27, 2011


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