Blog Posts - Marriage Jokes

Exercise While Pregnant - Joke

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan...
by SNAP on Aug 8, 2016

Men !!! - Before and After Marriage

Men !!! - Before and After Marriage...
by SNAP on Jun 20, 2016

No Good..

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,  "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.  After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends...
by SNAP on May 18, 2016

A Husband - wife quarrel

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a...
by SNAP on May 2, 2016

Because I'm a Man..

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long  after hypothermia has set in. The AAA is not an option. I will win. _______________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very...
by SNAP on Apr 8, 2016

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be...
by SNAP on Apr 4, 2016

Valentines Day Offer !! 100% Free - Bring Both - Funniest offer ever

Valentines Day Offer !! 100% Free - Bring Both - Funniest offer ever  Dare to do this?
by SNAP on Feb 13, 2016

Husband Vs Wife Funny Hindi Shadi Jokes Pictures for Whatsapp

Husband Vs Wife Funny Hindi Shadi Jokes Pictures for WhatsappPyar Bhi Ajeeb Hai...Maa Se Ho Toh Pooja,Pita Se Ho Toh Izzat,Bhai Se Ho Toh Vishwaas,Behan Se Ho Toh Farz,Wife Se Ho Toh Sab Kahte Hain...Nalayak, Joru Ka Ghulaam!!
by Quotes Wallpapers on May 28, 2015

Funny Marriage Jokes in Hindi

Funny Marriage Jokes in Hindi, Shadi Jokes in Hindi for WhatsappEk Baar Kisi Ne Puchha Ke Yeh Shadi Kab Hoti Hai?Jawab Yeh Tha Ke Jab Aapka Samay Anukool Na Ho,Rahu, Ketu Aur Shani Ki Dasha Kharab Ho,Aapka Mangal Kamzor Ho, Aur Haan...Jab Bhagwan Ne...
by Quotes Wallpapers on May 27, 2015

Husband Wife Funny Messages – Couples Jokes in English, SMS

Husband was going shopping to buy gift for wife & asked her sizes. She said: If it’s clothes, I wear Small; And if it’s diamonds, I wear Large! The post Husband Wife Funny Messages... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my websi...
by SMS, Quotes, Wishes, Messages on Nov 14, 2014

Home Truths...! - Very true

 1. Four stages of marriage: Mad for each other, Made for each other, Mad at each other Mad because of each other :P2. What's Marriage? Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense..
by More about People on Mar 12, 2014

He is Really Blind

Husband : Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind? Wife : Didn't you hear his good words to me? Husband : No, what did he say? Wife : He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young. Husband : Oh, I see. He'...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Feb 19, 2014

Newly Married and For Sale - Joke

Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence: FOR SALEComputer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.  Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called "Mother In Law "...
by SNAP on Feb 2, 2014

Funny marriage jokes

An old lady and old man are celebrating their 70 year anniversary with a quiet breakfast. The old lady looks up from the table and tells her husband “After 70 years of bliss, you still manage to get me all hot and bothered when I look at you...


A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically in good condition for their age, but if they are having trouble remembering they m...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Nov 7, 2013


...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" ...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. ...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Oct 31, 2013


A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down h...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Oct 13, 2013

Marriage Quotes, Famous Quotes on Marriage Best Thoughts

Marriage does not guarantee that you will b together forever, it’s only paper.It takes love, trust, respect, commitment, understanding, friendship and faith in your relationship to make it last. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my webs...
by Inspiring Quotes on Oct 12, 2013

Wrong approach

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Oct 10, 2013

Side by side

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'Y...
by Only Funny Stuffs on Jul 11, 2013

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