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Realistic Motivational Speaker Calls for American Dream to be Downgraded to American Whimsical Notion

  In a move that reflects the economic and political uncertainty of our times, popular motivational speaker Mr. Paul Maul announced yesterday a bill that would downgrade the American Dream to an American Whimsical Notion. “Many of us have...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Jun 2, 2014

Mr. Paul Maul Leads Call for Facebook ‘Like’ Button To Be Replaced with ‘Love I Never Got From My Parents’ Button

  Anxious to maintain transparency in all forms of social media, self-help titan Mr. Paul Maul has announced that Facebook’s long-standing ‘Like’ button should be replaced with the more candid ‘Love I Never Got From My Pa...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Apr 14, 2014

Why God Allows Suffering Now Easier to Explain Than How to Get a Job on LinkedIn

  Your own Mr. Paul Maul has uncovered startling new research revealing that LinkedIn, the business related social networking hub, has become so mysterious and labyrinthine in its purpose that it is now much simpler to explain why a caring God would...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Mar 19, 2014

Vote Now in The Workplace Oscars!

Maybe you’re tossing a few bucks into the office pool to see if you can predict the winners of this year’s Academy Awards. Well, why throw your money away on trying to guess which narcissist in formal wear is going to take home the little...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Feb 19, 2014

Siri, Where is Our Sense of Shame?

Despite the situation posited by Her, it’s probably naïve to think that the world’s most difficult questions could be answered by an app. But with so few outlets for real dialogue out there, it seemed like it was worth a try. Here, then,...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Jan 23, 2014

People Who Leave Old Christmas Trees on the Sidewalk Should Be Forced to Eat Them

  In a move that many neighborhood councils are calling “encouraging,” motivational speaker and advocate for what is only good and proper, Mr. Paul Maul, has rushed through local legislation that would require anyone who tosses a use...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Jan 1, 2014

2014: A Look Back

No, your bloggy eyes are not playing tricks on you! It’s time for an annual Mr. Paul Maul tradition: preparing yourself to kick butt in 2014 by symbolically looking back on 2014 as if 2014 had already happened and was no longer 2014. I know, my...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Dec 26, 2013

THE LOST MATERIALISTIC SAYINGS OF JESUS

  A remarkable breaking news story has been unveiled, oddly enough on the heels of last week’s post about John Lennon’s Imagine.  In an announcement that many sources are calling “vaguely opportunistic,” a large consorti...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Dec 16, 2013

Imagine No Possessions? Whoa, John Lennon, Can We Rethink This?

Hey, listen, I’m all for the enduring message of peace and harmony in the world that John Lennon sings about in “Imagine.” I can totally get behind the idea of there being no countries and nothing to kill or die for and even that th...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Dec 2, 2013

A Valentine’s Day Self-Help Message from Mr. Paul Maul

Only a titan of self-help can really tell it like it is when it comes to the human need for love. When Mr. Paul Maul finds such a titan, he will let you know.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Feb 11, 2013

Mr. Paul Maul’s Self-Help Advice for Valentine’s Day

The most motivating motivational motivator in the whole motivating world has some empow-WOW-ering wisdom to help you bring the love on Valentine's Day.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Feb 4, 2013

Mr. Paul Maul’s Top Nine Natural Cures for Depression

Self-help nutball Mr. Paul Maul unveils a handy slide show with practical advice for curing depression naturally!
by Mr. Paul Maul on Jan 22, 2013

2013: A LOOK BACK

You heard right. It’s time for the Mr. Paul Maul annual tradition of looking backward into the future! What will you be able to say you have achieved at the end of the year that is just beginning?
by Mr. Paul Maul on Dec 26, 2012

More Mr. Paul Maul’s Self-Help Holiday Haikus

That sultan of self-help Mr. Paul Maul stuffs another stocking full of haikus to help you cope with the holidays.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Dec 3, 2012

THE iTUNES MR. PAUL MAUL FILM FESTIVAL – CLOSING NIGHT FILM

The Sundance of Self-Help concludes, as motivational master Mr. Paul Maul presents an empow-WOW-ering vision of how to send yourself off to sleep with just the right self-help message.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Nov 24, 2012

YOUR SELF-HELP HOLIDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE SLIDESHOW

Jolly motivational madman Mr. Paul Maul guides you through holiday mental health with this empow-WOW-ering slideshow!
by Mr. Paul Maul on Nov 19, 2012

YOUR SELF-HELP HOLIDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE

Jolly motivational madman Mr. Paul Maul guides you through holiday mental health with this empow-WOW-ering slideshow!
by Mr. Paul Maul on Nov 19, 2012

YOUR SELF-HELP HOLIDAY TO-DO LIST

Jolly motivational madman Mr. Paul Maul guides you through holiday mental health with this empow-WOW-ering slideshow!
by Mr. Paul Maul on Nov 19, 2012

THE iTUNES MR. PAUL MAUL FILM FESTIVAL – PART ELEVEN

The Sundance of Self-Help continues to roll out on iTunes, with free viewings and downloads of all the movies in Mr. Paul Maul's motivational series!
by Mr. Paul Maul on Nov 14, 2012

Q&A with Abraham Lincoln

Motivational speaker Mr. Paul Maul consults a psychic medium to find out what the late president thinks about Spielberg's new movie.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Nov 12, 2012


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