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Boss Lady number 1 is now my favourite.

 Boss Lady number 1 gave me this the other day. This means that she is now my favourite. Mostly because I was suffering from some serious sugar denial and although I really WANTED an ice cream / chocolate smothered something due to my impending peri...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 10, 2014

Sandwich denial

I was forced to eat an egg and cress sandwich today. Well, I say “forced” – but the truth is I woke up too late to make a packed lunch and Tesco’s is just down the road from my office, so I figured I could just grab a sandwich...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 10, 2014

Sandwich denial

I was forced to eat an egg and cress sandwich today. Well, I say “forced” – but the truth is I woke up too late to make a packed lunch and Tesco’s is just down the road from my office, so I figured I could just grab a sandwich...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 10, 2014

Boss Lady number 1 is now my favourite.

 Boss Lady number 1 gave me this the other day. This means that she is now my favourite. Mostly because I was suffering from some serious sugar denial and although I really WANTED an ice cream / chocolate smothered something due to my impending peri...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 10, 2014

The Commute – Good V’s Bad

I have two sorts of commutes – the good and the bad. Unfortunately for me there’s no middle ground. If it’s good it is very very good and if it’s bad it renders me homicidal. For example: Good Commute: I get out of bed with...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 9, 2014

The Commute – Good V’s Bad

I have two sorts of commutes – the good and the bad. Unfortunately for me there’s no middle ground. If it’s good it is very very good and if it’s bad it renders me homicidal. For example: Good Commute: I get out of bed with...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 9, 2014

Stairwell man

Every morning at 7:15am a man from the fifth floor runs and jumps his way down the stairwell of our apartment building as fast as he can and then and slams the front door. This echoes all the way up the stairwell which is right next to our flat and...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 8, 2014

Stairwell man

Every morning at 7:15am a man from the fifth floor runs and jumps his way down the stairwell of our apartment building as fast as he can and then and slams the front door. This echoes all the way up the stairwell which is right next to our flat and...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 8, 2014

What I would love to do in a pair of 5-inch heels.

I’m not a good dancer. When I’m dancing I look like I’m either: Constipated /  have pooped in my pants Feeling nauseous But one thing is bottom clenchingly clear. I am not enjoying myself. Instructional dance – that’s...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 4, 2014

What I would love to do in a pair of 5-inch heels.

I’m not a good dancer. When I’m dancing I look like I’m either: Constipated /  have pooped in my pants Feeling nauseous But one thing is bottom clenchingly clear. I am not enjoying myself. Instructional dance – that’s...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 4, 2014

How I feel about Thursdays.

I cant help but feel ever-so-slightly in love with Thursdays. Thursdays are a sexy tease when it comes to days of the week. It’s not quite Friday and yet a day well over that hideous hump in the middle of the week also known as Wednesday.  ...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 3, 2014

Licking the lid of life

I will put my hands up right now and admit that I am a bit of a lid licker when it comes to yoghurt. Actually, scratch that. I’m a total lid-licker. I will take a yogurt pot in my cupped hands and peel the lid back reverently as if I’m st...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 3, 2014

How I feel about Thursdays.

I cant help but feel ever-so-slightly in love with Thursdays. Thursdays are a sexy tease when it comes to days of the week. It’s not quite Friday and yet a day well over that hideous hump in the middle of the week also known as Wednesday.  ...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 3, 2014

Licking the lid of life

I will put my hands up right now and admit that I am a bit of a lid licker when it comes to yoghurt. Actually, scratch that. I’m a total lid-licker. I will take a yogurt pot in my cupped hands and peel the lid back reverently as if I’m st...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Apr 3, 2014

Why am I sticky?

I’ll tell you why. I was laying on the floor pouring this into my mouth at staggered intervals. This did not end well. But, it was totally worth it. In other news, I almost definitely need a shower when I get home.
by The Mottled Macaroon on Mar 31, 2014

Why am I sticky?

I’ll tell you why. I was laying on the floor pouring this into my mouth at staggered intervals. This did not end well. But, it was totally worth it. In other news, I almost definitely need a shower when I get home.
by The Mottled Macaroon on Mar 31, 2014

Dear Readers:

      Dear Readers, Don’t worry I’m not dead. I promise. I checked. I’ve been neglecting you for a whole clusterfuck of reasons. Mostly procrastination, getting a fabulous new job (!!) and not having enough hours in t...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Mar 27, 2014

Cant but me loooove…

I bought a lottery ticket today in preparation for the euro millions tonight. Here is the reason why: The jackpot is £20,000,000. TWENTY MILLION POUNDS. You could buy a lot of stuff with twenty million pounds. … eventually I got to wondering...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Mar 27, 2014

Dear Readers:

      Dear Readers, Don’t worry I’m not dead. I promise. I checked. I’ve been neglecting you for a whole clusterfuck of reasons. Mostly procrastination, getting a fabulous new job (!!) and not having enough hours in t...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Mar 27, 2014

Cant but me loooove…

I bought a lottery ticket today in preparation for the euro millions tonight. Here is the reason why: The jackpot is £20,000,000. TWENTY MILLION POUNDS. You could buy a lot of stuff with twenty million pounds. … eventually I got to wondering...
by The Mottled Macaroon on Mar 27, 2014


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