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Kim and penis-pillow shocker

Shocking news just in: Everyone’s favourite curvy girl, Mrs Kim Kardashian-West has not launched a new range of home furnishings based on her striking silhouette. There was no launch party at LA’s famous Opera nightclub and among those who did no...
by Yarpnews on Jun 2, 2014

Kim and penis-pillow shocker

Shocking news just in: Everyone’s favourite curvy girl, Mrs Kim Kardashian-West has not launched a new range of home furnishings based on her striking silhouette. There was no launch party at LA’s famous Opera nightclub and among those who did no...
by Yarpnews on Jun 2, 2014

Builder sacked for not showing his arse crack

Well known building firm, Gerry Builders, is in hot water this week after sacking an employee because he bought a belt. Ex-builder Sandy Plank (24) is claiming unfair dismissal after Tom Gerry, owner of Gerry Builders fired him because he was no long...
by Yarpnews on Feb 26, 2014

Urologist gets a stiff sentence

A newly qualified Urologist caused a stir this week when he took his new advertising campaign out on the streets of London. Shocked shoppers were approached by Doctor Willie Shaft whilst he was wearing a sandwich board carrying what he thought was a...
by Yarpnews on May 4, 2011

Officials looking into claims that Rugby is a dirty sport

The sport of rugby was in disarray this morning following controversial scenes during yesterday’s game between the Northampton No-necks and the Southport Scrummers. Whether it’s as part of the League or part of the Union, a game of rugby is prett...
by Yarpnews on Mar 1, 2011

Bankers ‘Wangya’ to relax

  QSW5BNZQ6HHQ Bankers all over the world have been having a real tough time of late. You may think that counting wads of cash, rejecting loan applications and plundering pension funds is an easy job, but according to the bosses at First National Ba...
by Yarpnews on Feb 23, 2011

The BBC are C-word kings!

      This week, Jeremy Paxman became the latest BBC presenter to say the most taboo word in the English language live on air.  Mr Paxman (not to be confused with Top Gear’s main man Jeremy Clarkson) dropped the shocker during his Newsnight pro...
by Yarpnews on Feb 3, 2011

Scientists discover micro toilet

Scientists have discovered a new micro-organism that is thought to be responsible for the bug that causes vomiting and diarrhea. The bug, most commonly known as ‘the shits’, usually strikes during the winter, or after the consumption of large amo...
by Yarpnews on Feb 3, 2011


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