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Mujhe Angrezi K Teacher Pasand Hain

Pappu (Dost se): Mujhe Angrezi K Teacher Bohat Pasand Hain..Dost: Iski koi khaaas waja..?Pappu: Yar wo class mein daakhil hotay hi sab se pehly mujhy nikaal dety hain.. :-P :-/...

Main Us Se Shadi Karongi Jo

Larki: Main Us Se Shadi Karongi JisKa Ooncha Karobar Ho....Pappu:Mujhse Shadi Kar Lo!Main Minar-e-Pakistan K OperPapar Bechta Hoon.. :P :D...

Zinda Rehne K Liye Kya Zaroori Hai

Teacher: Bacho Batao!Zinda rehne k liye kya cheezzaroori hai..?...Pappu zor se bola: Zinda rehne k liye teri qasam,Ek mulaqat zaroori hai Sanam.. ;)...

Pappu K Answers

Pappu ne tamaam sawalon ksahi jawab diye magar useyfail kar diya gaya..Q1. Elan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahan huway?Ans: Jahan signature likha thaQ2. Talaq ki bari waja kya hoti hai?Ans: ShadiQ3. Darya-e-Sindh kahan behta hai?Ans: Zameen parQ4. 8 logon...

Aainay k samnay beth k study

Pappu Aainay k samnay bethkar study karta tha..Dost ne waja puchi tou Pappu bola:is ki 3 wajuhaat hain..1. Revision bhi sath sath ho jati hai. :P.2. Apne oper nazar bhi rehti hai. :/.3. Aur combined study bhi ho jati hai.. :P :D...

Sara din Larkiyon k saath Baaten

Teacher: Tum class mein sara dinLarkiyon k saath baaten kionkarte rehte ho..?Pappu: Sir! Main ghareeb hon mereMobiile mein Facebook orWhatsapp nahi hai.. ;) :P...

Agar Quid-e-Azam Zinda Hoty

Teacher:Agar aaj Quid-e-Azam Zinda Hotytou kya karte..?Pappu:Mulk k haalaat dekh karMulk Angraizon ko wapiskar detay.. :/...

Pani ka formula

Teacher: Pani ka formula batao?.Pappu: H2MgCINaCIHNO3.Teacher: Stupid! ye kya hai?.Pappu: Sir! ye boring ka paani hai.. :P ;)...

Apki taleem kya hai

Teacher:Apki taleem kya hai..?Pappu: Sir G, apko tou pta hai ktaleem ek Zewar haiorZewar mardon par haram hai..;) :P...

Khofzada feel karna

Teacher:Insan apne aap ko sab se ziadakhofzada kab feel karta hai..?Pappu:....Jab wo ek aise Washroom meinbetha ho jis ki kundi na ho..!!

Maa kesi hasti hay

Teacher Mother's day parPappu se:Maa kesi hasti hay..?...Pappu:hahahahhahahahahahameri maa tou aise e hasti hay.. :P...

Tumhare abbu kitne saal k hain

Teacher:Tumhare abbu kitne saal k hainPappu:Jitne saal ka main hoon...Teacher: wo kese?Pappu:Jis din main paida huwaussi din tou wo abbu banay.. ;) :P...

Gaandhi k sar pe baal kyun nahi thay?

Pappu:Gaandhi k sar pe baalkyun nahi thay?.Teacher: Ye aqal-mandlogon ki nishani hoti hay...Pappu:.Tab hi larkion k itne lambebaal hotay hain..;).Teacher: Dur fite mou tera :D...

Brazil k Mard or Balochistan k Baloch

1 Larki train me bethi book parh rahi thiBook ka naam tha"THE MAN".. Peeche betha 'Pappu' chupke se book parh raha tha..Book Me likha tha k BRAZIL k Mard bohat strong orBALOCHISTAN k Baloch bohat handsome hote hein..Kuch deir k bad Lar...

Pappu as a Station Master

Pappu as a Station Master:.Lady: Is this my train?.Pappu: No, it belongs to theRailway company..Lady: Don't try to be funny,I mean to ask if I can take thistrain to Karachi...Pappu:Na Ma'am! I'm afraid it's too heavy.. ;)...

I Love You ka matlab

Pappu:Miss! I Love You ka kya matlab hai..?.Miss:Main tum se piyar karti hun...Pappu:Miss maine tou matlab pocha thaaap tou free ho gayi.. :P...

Chalte chalte pankhe mein hath

Guddu:Mere abu itne lambe hain kchalte chalte pankhe mein hathde dete hain...Pappu:Mere abu bhi lambe hain parun mein keera nahin hai.. :P :D ...

English mein jhopdi ko kya kehte hain

Pappu:Yaar, English mein jhopdi ko kya kehte hain?.Dost: Hutt..Pappu:English nahin aati tou saaf saaf bol de na..hutt hutt kya bol ra.. |D...

Meri jaan Itni fikar mat kiya Kar

Miss:Aaj tum Late Q Aaye?School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki?.Pappu:.. ....Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Kar..Dost SHAK karte hain na.. ;)...

Maa k aansou or Bivi k aansou

Pappu: Papa ji maa k ansoun or biwi k ansoun mai kiya farq hai?Father: Maa k ansoo dil par asar karty hai orBiwi k aanso Jaib pe.. :P...


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