Blog Posts - Passive Agressive

No, Woman, You Can't Have An Opinion Online

Why can't I get the text to fucking format properly?!?! First of all, FUCK YOU, JACK! [not you, of course]A lovely expression.All I did was simply answer a question, and this is what happens:Question was something like... "Are you in recovery or reco...
by Frankie's Joint on Aug 22, 2014

Unwanted, Dead or Alive

Drink:  Green tea, waterFood:  Cinnamon graham crackersMood(s)  Anxious, depressed, a bit confusedBackground noise:  Supernatural mini marathon on TNTI'm feeling pretty fucking down today. Over wasted coffee and the courtesy to at...
by Frankie's Joint on Apr 18, 2014

Bad Moon Rising

Fuck. I made a rather bold move this morning after coffee pot was emptied. I figured it would be safest then. I went to the bedroom, where the spouse had already disappeared, to talk about all the shit that's going down here, and how I want to try to...
by Frankie's Joint on Mar 10, 2014

The Sounds Of Silence

Silence. Sometimes nothing speaks louder than silence.My spouse spent most of his day in/on the bed with his computer in the bedroom after having his coffee this morning. He didn't get up until after 8am. That is the latest he has slept in that I can...
by Frankie's Joint on Feb 27, 2014

From The Throne of Agony

Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel - The Throne of Agony (with lyrics) I fucked up our taxes last year. I have cognitive issues. I hate doing taxes, and filling in federal forms just freaks my shit out. The cognitive issues - this I learned from reading...
by Frankie's Joint on Feb 22, 2014

Paper Shank #162 Anti-social

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-stupid.
by Paper Shanks on Oct 17, 2012

Paper Shank #161 Happy Place

My happy place is your happy place burning down.
by Paper Shanks on Oct 12, 2012

Paper Shankl #160 Voice Mail

You've reached my voicemail because I don't want to talk to you. p.s. yes I know I misspelled voicemail and it should be voice mail - but I'm not changing it.
by Paper Shanks on Oct 4, 2012

Paper Shank #159 Punch

You are one of the people, I want to punch in the face.
by Paper Shanks on Sep 30, 2012

Paper Shank #146 Darling

"Don't be like the rest of them, darling." A feisty twitter quote from the one and only Ashlee Holmes.
by Paper Shanks on Jul 26, 2012

Paper Shanks #145 Single Girl Problems

This fabulous quote is from Single Girl Problems (triple heart LOVE her) we thought it made a great Paper Shank Card. Follow Single Girl Problems on Twitter - tell her we said hi!
by Paper Shanks on Jul 22, 2012

Paper Shanks #142 Passive Agressive

by Paper Shanks on Jun 1, 2012

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