Blog Posts - Religious Jokes

A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, “Wake your husband up!” The wife answers, “You're the one who made him fall asleep, you wake him up!”...

A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God d...

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us fo...

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."The man said, "Build a bridge...

The doctor's receptionist was startled when a nun stormed out of the surgery and left. She  asked the doctor what happened. "Well," said the doctor, "I examined her and told her she  was pregnant." "Doctor!" exclaimed the receptionist. "Tha...

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