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WASHINGTON, DC — President-elect Trump fired back at critics today who claim he is spending too much time Tweeting and meeting with rappers and too little time on his transition to the duties of the President.“It’s just another mainstream press...

As all winners of presidential elections before him, Donald Trump gets daily intelligence briefings from the CIA and the FBI. However, according to the news reports, he has been actually attending these daily briefings only about once a week or ̷...

Scott: We need to talk about hog farms. Donald: I love bacon. They say every slice of bacon takes three minutes off your life. At this point I died in 1795. Scott: North Carolina, under Chinese control, recently enacted a … Continue reading ...

John: We need to talk about self-radicalization. Donald: You mean like the Orlando shooter? John: All the walls in the world won’t keep out the people who were born in this country. Donald: Bannon proposed a four grandparent rule, but … C...

John: We need to talk about self-radicalization. Donald: You mean like the Orlando shooter? John: All the walls in the world won’t keep out the people who were born in this country. Donald: Bannon proposed a four grandparent rule, but … C...

Last week, Donald Trump has announced that thanks to his amazing deal-making skills he had persuaded Carrier Corporation to change its decision to outsource a thousand jobs from its Indiana plants to Mexico, and keep these jobs in the United …...

Ben: You know I’m not qualified for this job, Donald. I turned down Surgeon General and I’m a surgeon. Donald: Franklin Graham told me The Lord is with me. You showed the faith of a child on the campaign trail. … Continue reading &#...

Ben: You know I’m not qualified for this job, Donald. I turned down Surgeon General and I’m a surgeon. Donald: Franklin Graham told me The Lord is with me. You showed the faith of a child on the campaign trail. … Continue reading &#...

Mad Dog: We have to scrap the new fighter jets. Donald: You mean the ones that cost 700 billion dollars? Mad Dog: Yes sir. I spoke to my source today. Donald: You mean the foreign agent that you met on … Continue reading →...

Mad Dog: We have to scrap the new fighter jets. Donald: You mean the ones that cost 700 billion dollars? Mad Dog: Yes sir. I spoke to my source today. Donald: You mean the foreign agent that you met on … Continue reading →...

My cat’s name is Wild Colleen and she’s not much of a talker except at feeding time and then she repeats “Give me food, give me food, give me food”. My previous cat’s name was Phantom and he was a chatterbox. Every morning he wanted to talk...

…you only serve Jell-O in the proper liturgical color for the season. …you didn’t know chow mein noodles were a Chinese food. …when someone mentions red and green (in terms of Christmas), you immediately think of a battle over...

Trump Campaign Hires North Korean President Kim Jong Un as Campaign Advisor. Public Executions Promised.Experts Baffled by Sudden Extreme Spike in Trump PollsMexico Agrees to Pay for Wall to Keep Trump OutKaepernick Admits to Sitting On Toilet and No...

There Are Sneetches In My Breeches And Other Parodies will be FREE for download August 27-29, 2016 at Amazon.com. Be sure to download a copy of the book that parodies books and writers from JK Rowling to Ayn Rand. If it makes you laugh, be...

Doctors have named the new disease "Jihad". Dr. Stu Pidazhole decribes the real victims as the poor Muslim men that are afflicted with the disease and are forced to witness the horrible crimes first hand. They often are covered with the blood and gut...

Viele Menschen sprechen sich in diesen Tagen für ein Burkaverbot aus und begründen das mit der Unterdrückung der Frauen durch ihre Männer, die sie zwingen, diese Kleidungsstücke zu tragen. Gut so. Die Befreiung der unterdrückten Frauen muß vor...

In a performance from the wrestling ring, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson serenades Hillary Clinton to the tune of Eric Clapton's 'You Look Wonderful Tonight'!Recent Articles From The Political CommentatorIf Trump Loses In November, Who Or What Is To Blame...

I'm starting to feel the Bern! All this talk about free college and forgiving student loans is starting to bring me around. It would be very egalitarian for everyone to attend college, and level the playing field in employment, with a greater number...

Ditto in right maxillary sinus cavity.A well-respected ENT surgeon in Warrenton, VA created an uproar in the medical community when it was discovered that he failed to detect a rare sinus pathology on a CT sinus scan. This parasitic growth was easily...

An updated of version of Dinosaur Ghost is now available as a free download at smashwords.com or for 99 cents at amazon.com. Here's the description: Dinosaurs Ghost answers the age-old question, "What would happen if dinosaur...

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