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Realistic Motivational Speaker Calls for American Dream to be Downgraded to American Whimsical Notion

  In a move that reflects the economic and political uncertainty of our times, popular motivational speaker Mr. Paul Maul announced yesterday a bill that would downgrade the American Dream to an American Whimsical Notion. “Many of us have...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Jun 2, 2014

Mr. Paul Maul Leads Call for Facebook ‘Like’ Button To Be Replaced with ‘Love I Never Got From My Parents’ Button

  Anxious to maintain transparency in all forms of social media, self-help titan Mr. Paul Maul has announced that Facebook’s long-standing ‘Like’ button should be replaced with the more candid ‘Love I Never Got From My Pa...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Apr 14, 2014

Why God Allows Suffering Now Easier to Explain Than How to Get a Job on LinkedIn

  Your own Mr. Paul Maul has uncovered startling new research revealing that LinkedIn, the business related social networking hub, has become so mysterious and labyrinthine in its purpose that it is now much simpler to explain why a caring God would...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Mar 19, 2014

Vote Now in The Workplace Oscars!

Maybe you’re tossing a few bucks into the office pool to see if you can predict the winners of this year’s Academy Awards. Well, why throw your money away on trying to guess which narcissist in formal wear is going to take home the little...
by Mr. Paul Maul on Feb 19, 2014

ONE-LINE RAVE REVIEW OF A MOVIE I REFUSE TO SEE – TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PT. 2

The unrelentingly upbeat series of happy reviews continues.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Nov 15, 2012

ONE-LINE RAVE REVIEW OF A MOVIE I REFUSE TO SEE – ALEX CROSS

You can't know the empow-WOW-ering nature of saying something nice about awful movies until you try it for yourself! Join Mr. Paul Maul in this righteous practice.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Oct 18, 2012

Self-Help Titan Calls for Legalization of Feelings in U.S.

The Empow-WOW-erment Party unveils an initiative just for the freaks who actually cop to experiencing emotions.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Oct 9, 2012

AS ELECTION NEARS, SELF-HELP TITAN CALLS FOR LEGALIZATION OF FEELINGS IN U.S.

The Empow-WOW-erment Party unveils an initiative just for the freaks who actually cop to experiencing emotions.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Oct 9, 2012

MR. PAUL MAUL’S TOP 5 EVENTS AT THE SUMMER SELF-HELP OLYMPICS!

There is more than one kind of athletic competition! Mr. Maul unveils the hidden motivational events in London this year!
by Mr. Paul Maul on Jul 26, 2012

PAUL MAUL’S GUEST RESTAURANT CRITIC: THE DARK KNIGHT

Your self-help superhero sends the angst-ridden crime fighter to a local bistro, and the result is this nihilistic restaurant review.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Jul 12, 2012

ONE-LINE RAVE REVIEW OF A MOVIE I REFUSE TO SEE – THAT’S MY BOY

Discover how empow-WOW-ering it can be to recommend a lame-ass movie you have no plans to see. Let motivational madman Mr. Paul Maul be your guide!
by Mr. Paul Maul on Jun 13, 2012

ONE-LINE RAVE REVIEW OF A MOVIE I REFUSE TO SEE – BATTLESHIP

It is so empow-WOW-ering to bestow praise upon crap, and that is what motivational master Mr. Paul Maul urges all to do!
by Mr. Paul Maul on May 17, 2012

ONE-LINE RAVE REVIEW OF A MOVIE I REFUSE TO SEE – 21 JUMP STREET

Saying something positive about lame ass crap is very empow-WOW-ering, as Mr. Paul Maul knows only too well. Try it and see!
by Mr. Paul Maul on Mar 15, 2012

ONE-LINE RAVE REVIEW OF A MOVIE I HAVEN’T SEEN – DOUBLE FEATURE: SAFE HOUSE and THE VOW

In case you've forgotten how empow-WOW-ering it can be to say something nice about crap, motivational madman Mr. Paul Maul is here to remind you.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Feb 8, 2012

ONE-LINE RAVE REVIEW OF A MOVIE I HAVEN’T SEEN – DOUBLE FEATURE – SAFE HOUSE and THE VOW

In case you've forgotten how empow-WOW-ering it can be to say something nice about crap, motivational madman Mr. Paul Maul is here to remind you.
by Mr. Paul Maul on Feb 8, 2012


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