Blog Posts - Student Sms



Kon kon hoga us mein

Son: Dad! kal school mein ikchoti si get together rakhi haiaap plz aa jana...Dad: Choti se kya matlab hai tumhara..Kon kon hoga us mein?.Son:..Sirf Aap, Main, aur Principal.. :P...

Jinga Lala Hurrrrr

Professor: What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?.Student :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR....Prof : Ye kya tha...?.Studnt :- .To woh kya tha? :-D...

If classroom is not a place to sleep

If classroom is not a place to sleep..........ThenHome is also not a place to study.. ;)...

What is so common between air and students

What's so common between air and students?.. hummm.......... Both turn the pages of book without reading them :-P ;-)...

Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai?

Dad: "Tujhe school se kyun nikala...??..Pappu: "Sir ne pucha 2 aur 3 kitne hote hain, main bola 5..Phir pucha aur..3 aur 2...????..Dad: "Arey ullu k pathe us mein farak kya hai...??..Pappu : "Exactly, maine bhi ye hi bola thaa...ki "Arey ullu k pathe...
by Chocolate on Nov 19, 2013

People who sacrificed their love

"Long Time ago people who sacrificed their Love, Youth, Beauty, Friends, Family, Laughter & Happinesswere called "MALANG".Now, They are called 'Students' :P...

She is not coming back

Dear Maths,All my life you made me find your X! Listen buddy.. She's not coming back ..So please move on! ;)Regards,Frustrated students... :/...

Our syllabus 80 GB

Our Syllabus = 80 GBWe study = 80 MBRetains in mind = 80KBWrite in exam = 80 BytesResult comes in binary digits i.e.00 Eng 01 Math 10 Chem 11 Phys :-( :-(...

She is not coming back

Dear Maths,All my life you made me find your X! Listen buddy.. She's not coming back ..So please move on! ;)Regards,Frustrated students... :/...

Our syllabus 80 GB

Our Syllabus = 80 GBWe study = 80 MBRetains in mind = 80KBWrite in exam = 80 BytesResult comes in binary digits i.e.00 Eng 01 Math 10 Chem 11 Phys :-( :-(...

A University student failed his final presentation

A University student failed his final presentation on the basis of not giving a logical conclusion...He said to teacher: Sir, I will ask u 3 questions if u don't answer. U have to give me "A-1 Grade"..Q1. What is Legal, but not Logical?Q2. What is Lo...

Intehai Educational Shair

Intehai Educational Shair Arz Hain.. Honton pe hai lipstick or naina kajal se lais, Neutralization takes place when acid reacts with base Us k bhai ne mujhe bohat peeta, Sin theeta over cos theeta is equal to tan theeta Kuta bhi hota hai apni gali...

Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:"University se mera result check kar ke aake batao..!!..Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abbahongey!Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya tokehna ke:" ek momin ki taraf se salaam.....Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:"...
by Chocolate on Sep 12, 2013

Heights of coolness

Heights of coolness....... !!!Two best friends coming out of the examinationhall with chips and coke in hands...First friend: Which paper was it??Second friend: I guess it was maths...not sure:P ..1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper??2nd...
by Chocolate on Jun 12, 2013

Aala Taleem

Aala taleem k mozu par muzakra ho raha tha.. Ek muqarar ne taqrir shru ki, "Jab main school mein tha tou mujhse kaha gaya k achi job k liye High School tak parho.. Jab waha tak phuncha tou kaha gaya Graduation karo, Jab Graduation hua tou kaha ac...

Rays Emitting From The Books

Rays Emitting From The Books Are Directly Proportional To Sleep(S) And Inversely Proportional To Parhai(P) R ? = S/p R = mS/p Where m is the constant called "Mobile Constant" And it's unit is SMS.. This is called "Student First Law Of Failure" 201...

Can u tell me excatly whr iz ur heart

Biology sir.Can u tell me excatly whr iz ur heart all boys shout loudly...... .......In girls campus :Dsir smiled and said mine tooo... :D :p...
by Chocolate on Mar 1, 2013

Life taught me lot of Lessons

Life taught me lot of Lessons........But I bunked those Classes too :D...
by Chocolate on Feb 26, 2013

Dear math, stop asking me

Dear math, stop asking me to find your x.She's not coming back...Saali :D...
by Chocolate on Feb 6, 2013

Only 10 Marks in Exam - Student SMS

Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student:Mix chilli powder with sugar,&Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating,ant will search for some water near a water tank.Push ant in to it!Now ant will go to dry itself n...


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