Blog Posts - Stupid Shit

Please may I just excuse myself from this interaction? JACK DANIELS.

Sometimes I’m at the park or a kid’s birthday party and I end up in a chat with another mom, and that’s cool, I like to chat. Sometimes though, within moments, it becomes clear that we aren’t here to “chat” but rather engage in a pissing...
by renegade mothering on Jun 8, 2015

Hey teenage girls: You are not the worst

Recently I read (yet another) thread on Facebook that went like this: Main post: “Teenage boys are so hard.” Comments in thread: “You should be glad you don’t have GIRLS.” At least you don’t have GIRLS. OMG TEENAGE GIRLS. They are THE...
by renegade mothering on May 4, 2015

The Retards of Online Dating

How do you respond to a dude who’s photos shows a money struggle between bills, weed and women and if you think this photo is bad, just imagine what his dating profile says. I normally ignore messages from ingrates like this (using the Urban Di...
by My Dating Hangovers on Jan 21, 2015

Things I’m supposed to care about but don’t, Christmas Edition

Motherhood is continually urging me to give a shit about things I couldn’t care less about. Actually wait. No. Not motherhood. The hype surrounding motherhood. Websites, magazines, television, my damn Facebook feed. It expects me to care abou...
by renegade mothering on Dec 29, 2014

Just knock it off with that healthy Halloween nonsense.

  There are times to be healthy. Halloween is not one of those fucking times. This is not the time for banana “treats” or berries in cute formations or gluten-free oganic bread in the shape of bats. Popcorn balls are questionable, people. Ye...
by renegade mothering on Oct 31, 2013

Stupid Shit I Found On The Internet: The Ladies of the Detroit Red Wings

Ok full disclaimer on this better not be drinking any liquid or have to go to the bathroom before you go any further. I literally laughed for so long my friends thought I was on drugs or something.Brace yourselves, there's a reason there's...
by One Girl, One Puck on Apr 2, 2013

Stupid Shit I Found On The Internet: A Tour Of The Coyotes Room

OK this is really that stupid, but I did enjoy the witty banter between Paul Bissonnette and Keith Yandle. I like how they just let these guys drive around the little cart things. That's incredibly smart."The Phoenix Coyotes Hockey Club" sounds way t...
by One Girl, One Puck on Mar 27, 2013

Stupid Shit I Found on the Internet: Sabres Fire Sale

I found this online and I just had to share it here. It's fucking hilarious because's kind of true. Enjoy the self deprecating humor of the Buffalo Sabres Fire Sale ad!
by One Girl, One Puck on Mar 21, 2013

Stupid Shit I Found On The Internet: The Zombie Apocalypse Thread

I haven't done one of these posts in a while, and I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to share this.It's summer, and for hockey fans that means sometimes having to be creative to get through the long days. Over at HFBoards, they are masters of as...
by One Girl, One Puck on Jul 31, 2012

"Our Countries Have Bad Relations"

So, this Iranian woman and her uncle goes to the store to get an iPad and iPhone, and they won't sell it to her because she has some sort of gibberish, Iranian Farsi, going on. By the way, she is a United States citizen; I forgot to tell you that. An...
by Furibundum on Jun 20, 2012

Stupid Shit I Found on the Internet: Ilya Bryzgalov is Fucking Awesome!

Ilya Bryzgalov is nuts, we know that. He's a good kind of crazy though, he's the kind of crazy that makes Internet gold. Like these memes that came out after his three straight shutouts.Ilya heff iPhone. His thermos must be getting really lonely. The...
by One Girl, One Puck on Mar 27, 2012

Stupid Shit I Found on the Internet: The Dallas Stars Beauty Shots

OK I find a lot of interesting things on the Internet, but I really have no idea what these are. Don't get me wrong hockey players in suits it's always sexy, but these photos are just plain weird. Maybe it's the weird sepia coloring, I don't know, I'...
by One Girl, One Puck on Mar 16, 2012

Stupid Shit I Found on the Internet: Friday Photoshop Edition!

Ryan Kesler approves of this intimate moment. Seriously look at the love in their eyes. Touching. Welcome to OGOP first ever Photoshop Friday! I'll be featuring original photoshops as well as any photoshops I find awesome. Enjoy!You enjoy those fucki...
by One Girl, One Puck on Mar 9, 2012

Stupid Shit I Found on the Internet: The Jeff Carter Edition

I better be invited to the weddingNow that Jeff Carter and Mike Richards have been reunited in Los Angeles their amazing bromance can once again be rekindled. While they're busy sipping a milkshake together, from one straw of course, people with no l...
by One Girl, One Puck on Feb 26, 2012

Stupid Shit I Found on the Internet

I find a lot of shit on the internet. I search the internet for shit I'm gonna write about. I usually stumble across lots of random crap and most of it doesn't make it into the post. Well today I'm gonna share all the shit I found that didn't make it...
by One Girl, One Puck on Feb 11, 2012

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