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Donald hires Scott Pruitt

Scott: We need to talk about hog farms. Donald: I love bacon. They say every slice of bacon takes three minutes off your life. At this point I died in 1795. Scott: North Carolina, under Chinese control, recently enacted a … Continue reading ...
by Scholars & Rogues on Dec 9, 2016

Donald hires General John Kelly

John: We need to talk about self-radicalization. Donald: You mean like the Orlando shooter? John: All the walls in the world won’t keep out the people who were born in this country. Donald: Bannon proposed a four grandparent rule, but … C...
by Scholars & Rogues on Dec 7, 2016

Donald hires General John Kelly

John: We need to talk about self-radicalization. Donald: You mean like the Orlando shooter? John: All the walls in the world won’t keep out the people who were born in this country. Donald: Bannon proposed a four grandparent rule, but … C...
by Scholars & Rogues on Dec 7, 2016

Donald hires Ben Carson

Ben: You know I’m not qualified for this job, Donald. I turned down Surgeon General and I’m a surgeon. Donald: Franklin Graham told me The Lord is with me. You showed the faith of a child on the campaign trail. … Continue reading &#...
by Scholars & Rogues on Dec 6, 2016

Donald hires Ben Carson

Ben: You know I’m not qualified for this job, Donald. I turned down Surgeon General and I’m a surgeon. Donald: Franklin Graham told me The Lord is with me. You showed the faith of a child on the campaign trail. … Continue reading &#...
by Scholars & Rogues on Dec 6, 2016

Donald and Mad Dog prevent a nuclear holocaust

Mad Dog: We have to scrap the new fighter jets. Donald: You mean the ones that cost 700 billion dollars? Mad Dog: Yes sir. I spoke to my source today. Donald: You mean the foreign agent that you met on … Continue reading →...
by Scholars & Rogues on Dec 5, 2016

Donald and Mad Dog prevent a nuclear holocaust

Mad Dog: We have to scrap the new fighter jets. Donald: You mean the ones that cost 700 billion dollars? Mad Dog: Yes sir. I spoke to my source today. Donald: You mean the foreign agent that you met on … Continue reading →...
by Scholars & Rogues on Dec 5, 2016


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