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Paul Marrable

Join Date:
2011-07-22

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29 Year old man from leamington spa, England.
Love writting, reading, sitting and sneezing

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My life goal is to share my vast wisdom with the world, so as to bring about world peace and the.. re-introduction of Lucky Charms to Britain! Read, ponder, learn and cringe at the poor punctuation.. and content.

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Other Tags: Humor, irreverent, random, parody, funny

Latest Blog Posts

  • RED MEAT WILL KILL YOU!
    on Mar 28, 2012
    ‘RED MEAT WILL KILL YOU!’ is the headline that greeted me as I logged onto MSN last week; a bold, confident statement I’m sure you will agree. This headline is bound to worry a lot of people around the country, especially me, I’m a vegetarian...
  • The beatiful throne
    on Dec 23, 2011
    I have been doing this blog now for a few months and have noticed that many of my readers are not from my home country of England in the United Kingdom. So I feel it is only necessary to verse you in one of our favourite subjects, the humble toilet.F...
  • Fear!!!
    on Nov 23, 2011 in humour scared fear
    I've been having a lot of nightmares lately and I don't like them, they're not like the ones I used to have when I was a kid, where there was something obvious to be scared of, like monsters or a flashback from an encounter with an ang...
  • My Body
    on Nov 17, 2011
    The human body comes in two main chassis types, the sleeker, sportier female model with pop up headlights and large boot but which tends to be rather a lot noisier or the bulkier, sturdier male version which produces far higher emissio...
  • Death- A light hearted retrospect
    on Aug 31, 2011
    As I have celebrated my 30th birthday this month I feel I am now old enough and mature enough to commentate on this, the darkest of subject matter and the father of the macabre. After all I believe it was Plato who said ‘There is but one metho...
  • The longest punniest facebook thread ever!
    on Jul 28, 2011
    I've been lazy this week and will do a proper post soon. Please find below a Facebook post as way of compensation:Paul MarrableWhy is England so dull??!! Graham McCann An overwhelming lack of genocide? about an hour ago ·  ·  Paul Marrabl...
  • The Princess And The Paperclip
    on Jul 20, 2011
      Vermeer’s 'The Milk Maiden'Just to add a bit of class. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin.A long, long time ago, there was a wonderful milk maiden who lived in the enchanted suburbs of the west midlands, it was said th...
  • Important Historical Periods
    on Jul 12, 2011
    I know what you're thinking 'Oh no, I bet this is a cheap joke about menstruation' and you, my friend, are correct but hear me out. Some of the most important events in history can be attributed to this wonder of nature and as I stated in my last blo...
  • Teenage parents have ugly babies
    on Jul 5, 2011
    The one thing keeping a blog has taught me is that I don't know anything about anything, Except poo, but seeing as that subject is discretely integrated into nearly every conversation I had since 1983 I am reluctant to dedicate a post to it...
  • Modern Subjects!
    on Jun 30, 2011
    The advice from the experts is to write about your own life and experiences but to be honest I have very few life experiences worth sharing- "Today I sneezed and I think I felt something prolapse" that sums up today, oh, and a bird flew int...
  • TIRED!!!!
    on Jun 25, 2011
    I CAN'T SLEEP!!! This is why I'm writing these utterly pointless words, because I don't seem to sleep anymore, my brain got to (nearly)30 and thought "You don't need sleep man! There's far more important things to do with me than turn...

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