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  • Xenergy: Lemonade - PineappleSo now we see all these company's trying to copy monster and come out with something refreshing and hydrating that doesn't have any sugar. But the problem is they're all the same and they usually go for the lemonade tea flavor.Taste-Not this time. Xy...
  • Monster: Muscle - Vanilla
    on Apr 9, 2013 in protein monster shake muscle vanilla
    Round two.Taste-My lest favorite of the three only because Ive always thought vanilla was too boring by itself and when it comes to protein shakes, vanilla is okay but I always hated having to drink that thick vanilla goop every day. But its still go...
  • Monster: Muscle - ChocolateSo here we go with what I wish I could say was one of my most anticipated drinks but like always these came out of nowhere. I just noticed that, isn't it funny how all energy drink company's pop their new drinks out of nowhere. No time for advertisem...
  • Monster: Ultra BlueNow why would I want to see a drink that is supposed to resemble the cold when where I live it just started to feel like spring this week. But hey I'm sounding like old man winter, lets see if another new "0 calorie" monster is even worth buying once...
  • Monster: Rehab - Pink LemonadePretty soon were going to have more rehab flavors than originals. As usual I found a pic of this on facebook like 4 days before saw it in stores. What would we do without internet? We wouldn't have porn or energy drink heaven!Taste-When the original...
  • Kickstar: Orange CitrusMountain Dew has been letting me down the past couple years. Ever since the world of warcraft drinks came out they haven't really done anything new.Taste-Just livewire mixed with a splash white grape juice and orange juice. Like I said with the fruit...
  • Kickstar: Fruit Punch
    on Mar 14, 2013 in kickstart fruit mountain dew mtn punch
    Ive heard very few rumors about these drinks and heard that they were at a gas station on the far south side of my hometown Rockford at a Mobil. All thanks to Zak Mckimmy of course lol. But I heard they were trying to market this for kids to drink it...
  • Monster: Mad Dog
    on Feb 22, 2013 in Grape dob dub monster mad
    Went down to the neighborhood smoke shop about half an hour ago and found 3 of these behind the counter. The cool Arabian dood said the owner gave them to him because they're new and hes going to sell them soon, so of course I ask...
  • Popeye: Clobberin ClementineI wonder who owns popeye now. Because his name is on spinach, energy drinks and who knows what else. But you gotta love it! He represents healthy ways to boost your energy and chase off annoying women.Taste- Again, not really a big deal here just som...
  • Popeye: Bruiser BlackberryI cant tell you how stoked I was when I found these in the mail. This is a real collector item, especially for me. These two drinks are probably some of my favorite cans ever. But sadly the can is all its good for.Taste- Trying to be "all natural" an...
  • 51 fifty: Sugar Free
    on Feb 9, 2013 in 51 sugar free fifty
    Are you 51 fifty?Taste- If energy drinks could be weed this would be sour diesel. Its a sour drink red bull drink that tastes and looks like diesel fuel. It defiantly is the tastes to fuel you, but it isnt shy with telling you its sugar free.RATING-5...
  • 51 Fifty
    on Feb 4, 2013 in 51 fifty drink energy
    51 FIFTY (5150 ) is the legal code in California for someone who is in danger to themselves or the others.Taste-Red Bull taste pure and simple. Nothing wrong or unatural tasting, but a very delightful hard energy drink that you crave.RATING-7/10Buzz-...
  • Rip it: Javamite
    on Feb 4, 2013 in java rip it coffee mite gross
    Rip it just pops out baby rip its like its nobody's business. This is the first time one came out that I actually didn't hear about at all whatsoever.Taste-NOT AGAIN! I'm sick of finding this shit! here I go again thinking I'm about to get some great...
  • on Jan 25, 2013
    This drink right here is cowboy up. Its a micro brewed apple energy beer. (non alcoholic of course) its tastes great and has an awesome mouth feel especially coming in a pop open beer type bottle, and they even give you a bittle opener. The best part...
  • Freek: Manic - Sugar Free
    on Jan 17, 2013 in sugar free Freek manic
    Good ol' Freek. I was looking at some of my old cans with my friend Nick and just getting a bit of nostalgia with some of my favorites. I was really disappointed because I didn't and still don't have all of some of my favorites like freek, kronik and...
  • Cafe Energy: Vanilla Sky
    on Jan 11, 2013 in coffee sky blue natural energy vanilla cafe
    Stopped by a health food store called choices market the other day with ex reviewer Nick and found a couple goodies.Taste-Plain ol' coffee with cream and sugar and apparently vanilla even though you cant taste it. At least its in the natural form. Pr...
  • Buy This Energy Drink Help Kids: Blue IceLast drink from New York, well these weren't even from there they were from Pennsylvania. But anyways I'm really glad I got to find all these drinks and probably could have found more if my back pack would have fit them lol.Taste-Probably the best ta...
  • Pure Fuel
    on Jan 8, 2013 in sugar free fuel pure twinlab energy
    Another twin lab drink. Lookin a little more hardcore.Taste-At first Im thinking like a 1 or 2, it tastes like grapefruit juice mixed with battery acid. Then it gets a little better upon drinking, but barely. The flavor is "energy" so that makes me t...
  • Joltin' JoeThis fucking drink. Purchased right in the heart of times square and poured out in the same drain.Taste-Not this again. I hate these drinks, bad move Arizona what were you thinking? All it is, is strong (COLD BLACK) coffee sweetened with sugar and br...
  • Organic Energy: Lite
    on Jan 5, 2013 in Juice lite schekters energy organic
    The can is sweating.Taste-Just like it says its a "lighter" version of the original. Nothing really much else to say. Nothing much else really to say about it other than they gave up the agave syrup.RATING-7.5/10Buzz-Contains organic ginseng, 135 mgs...
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