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S J Thurley

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2012-05-25

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I am a 40ish mum of 2 living in Sussex with my hubby of 19 years. Love life, love my family and love my blog. If I can make you smile then my job is done. xx
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  • Are You In A Uni Daze ?
    on Aug 31, 2016
    This time last year I was quite frankly a hot mess, this time last year I was wandering aimlessly amongst plastic boxes, books and suitcases. This time last year I was not only in denial but also in a stunned kind of state that only a Parent of a kid...
  • Been There Done That.............Summer Hell
    on Jul 24, 2016
    Its here........................................Todays the day.........................The first day of that thing called THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS.I can hear the cries of despair all over the country as thousands of Mums/Dads and Carers of the small human...
  • I Only Wanted To Be A Jedi.........
    on Jul 4, 2016
    It's not often I write about H (Male Teen) mainly due to the fact he hates the thought of all his personal life being out there for all to see. However, on this occasion I am saying "Balls" to that and have decided to dedicate this piece to him.I ass...
  • Pavement Snogging
    on Jun 27, 2016
    Have you ever felt so stupid you wanted the pavement to swallow you up ?..................................This literally and I mean literally happened to me last Thursday.Picture the scene....................We had just been out for a nice meal out t...
  • 10 Question Challenge..........
    on Jun 19, 2016
    I was recently sent a questionnaire from a friend.......Oh God I thought, another load of questions about nothing. I will admit I was wrong. They really made me think................In fact they made me think so much I thought I would share them with...
  • Guess What ?..................I'm Back.
    on Jun 17, 2016
    Its been 174 days since my last blog, 24 weeks and 6 days since I last sat here and looked at this screen.............I think I might of been a little hasty when I retired. At the time I needed a break, at the time I was bored, frustrated and slightl...
  • Thankyou xxxx
    on Apr 6, 2016
    I have placed my blog into Semi Retirement due to the fact my kids are now totally embarrassed about my mutterings and musings. This is not to say I will not one day pick it up from where I left it but for now I am going to take a well earned break.P...
  • Is This Your Traffic Cone
    on Dec 8, 2015
    I'm not going to lie to you but if there is one thing I am very good at its drinking wine.............My pallet has changed over the years from Southern Comfort and Lemonade to Gin and Tonic to Prosecco and now suddenly I'm loving a nice cold Chardon...
  • 6 Months
    on Nov 25, 2015
    Do you ever have those moments when you suddenly realise that your life needs more fun.........Not just a bit of fun but a whole lot of belly laughing, snorting, maybe even dribbling whilst laughing FUN.Everyone that knows me will understand when I s...
  • 10 Things You Never Say To A Woman On Her Period
    on Nov 10, 2015
    It's here again.................Once a month the monster inside of me rears its ugly head and basically goes on some type of emotional rampage through my body. There is nothing I can do about it and have literally tried everything out there, so......
  • My Student Pack........A Review.
    on Sep 1, 2015
    As many of my loyal readers will know The Female Teen is off to Uni this  September......................... Sniff, sniff hold it together woman. This whole process has been stressful to say the least and has quite possibly been a complete eye o...
  • Was my Mum really a Hairdresser ??
    on Aug 20, 2015
    As you all know we have moved home recently, apart from being hugely stressful and quite frankly worse than childbirth and getting married it was a time to get stuck into that black hole of Calcutta aka THE LOFT and have a good clear out. Unfortunate...
  • Missing In Action
    on Jul 22, 2015
    You may of noticed I have been a little quiet of late...........Mr DG would see this as a bonus.............There has been a jolly good reason behind my absence.............................WE HAVE MOVED HOUSE.................Oh yes indeedy. And, bein...
  • Dear Amelia
    on May 26, 2015
    Dear AmeliaIts 9am on Friday morning and I am standing watching you walk to school for the last time...........The last time ever...........(Well apart from going in for your exams but I will probably drive you in to calm your nerves). You look so ta...
  • Pink Knickers and Lemon Meringue Pie.
    on May 12, 2015
    Several things happened in quick succession today that have almost made me want to reach for the Gin bottle or at worst start smoking............1. Male Teen decided that this morning was a fantastic time to throw an epic strop of all proportions due...
  • BritMums Live 2015
    on May 6, 2015
    Its almost time to pack my little suitcase, dust off my notebook and catch the train up to London to take part in the best social event ever.......And I mean ever.This will be my 3rd BritMums Live and I am looking forward to it so much that I am...
  • 2 Kool 4 School
    on Mar 25, 2015
    I see different parents every day on social media that look so cool and think "why can't I be like that"..........I shall tell you why...................Because I am the Mother of two bloody Teenagers and there is no place on Earth that I will ever l...
  • 2 Kool 4 Skool
    on Mar 25, 2015
    I see different parents every day on social media that look so cool and think "why can't I be like that"..........I shall tell you why...................Because I am the Mother of two bloody Teenagers and there is no place on Earth that I will ever l...
  • 5 Things I Never Told My Parents
    on Mar 23, 2015
    I spent last weekend with some old school friends.................Not old in the sense of "old" but old in the sense of I have known them a really long time. We are all in our 20's.................30's..............OK, OK who am I kidding 40's and I...
  • Save or Strand
    on Mar 11, 2015
    We played a game this weekend called Save or Strand...............It involved listing 5 famous people (fictional or non fictional) you would save on a beautiful remote island along with yourself and another 5 that you would strand on a raft destined...
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