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This is a rant blog. Inspired by stand-up comedians like Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, and George.. Carlin, as well as writers like Douglas Adams, Maddox, and Larry David, and a dash of Trey Parker.. and Matt Stone, SFF skewers societal norms.

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A blog inspired by Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Douglas Adams, Maddox, Larry David,.. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and other brilliant comedians, writers, and satirists of our time.

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  • Racism and Sexism Isn't As Prevalent as the MSM Wants You To Think
    on Dec 2, 2016
    You know PC / SJW culture is reaching a tipping point when people actually within minority groups are so vehemently against the rhetoric that's supposed to be "protecting" them. Like Dinesh here.Look at the passion he displays when making his points,...
  • No Man's Sky Synthwave Playlist (FREE DOWNLOAD)
    on Aug 19, 2016
    Who has been playing No Man's Sky, show of hands? Ok, now who has been playing No Man's Sky has enjoyed the gameplay, but is getting tired of gunning down innocent space creatures to the same songs again and again? Let me get a head count...all right...
  • Guitar Shred Videos | Jon of the Shred
    on Aug 13, 2016
    I got a job recently working security on very slow shifts. You basically get paid hourly to stay awake. Since starting there roughly a month to two months ago, there have been several people fired for falling asleep on the job. So what better way to...
  • Troll Hunting 19: Joshua Dorie Is A Limp Wristed Little Bitch
    on Aug 7, 2016
    Why I post in the Facebook "Cringespotting" group, I do not know. It seems like everyone in there is constantly walking on egg shells, trying not to be deemed "Cringe worthy" themselves. They'll post something, then quickly edit their post saying "Th...
  • Hollywood's New Formula: Pander to SJW's (Ghostbusters)
    on Jul 10, 2016
    I already made a post about the unnecessary Ghostbusters remake and how terrible it looked. Well, the movie dropped, and it looks like the verdict is in - everyone seems too afraid to review the movie honestly. Judging by the trailers, the movie look...
  • Pokemon Go Review | Exercise & Social AwarenessUnless you've been living under a crack rock, you're likely well aware of the launch of Nintendo's "Pokemon Go," the app sweeping the world unlike any other since Snapchat, Tinder, and Grindr. Pokemon Go is already wildly popular, and it is safe to a...
  • "Letters to My Future White Sons" I Wouldn't Count On It, Cunts
    on Jun 30, 2016
    Holy fuck, I think I found the worst video on youtube.I love the deep breath the one on the right takes before they go into their self-hating, anti-white (despite the fact they are white) diatribe. You can tell how important they feel their opinion i...
  • I Stopped A Fight Outside the Bar Last Night
    on Jun 27, 2016
    Being amped up after the season finale of Game of Thrones and being only two 40 oz's of cheap beer deep, I decided to hit the bar for $1 drafts accordingly. After a few additional hours of drinking, the patrons in the bar spilled outside to have a...
  • The Slaps Heard Around the World: Rich Piani and Jason Genova
    on Jun 24, 2016
      After finishing their pose for the photograph, Rich Piani and Jason Genova both relaxed. Before either of them return to a normal stance, however, Jason Genova's smug smirk deepens as he proudly informs the hulking, demonic looking syntho...
  • Someone Told Me My Dreads Are Cultural Appropriation
    on Jun 20, 2016
    It finally happened. Someone finally called me out for "cultural appropriation," and of all places it occurred on good ol' Plenty of Fish / Plenty of Whales / Plenty of Single Moms / Bottom of the Barrel dot com. (Yea, I know, pretty pitiful to be on...
  • Dating SucksI hate to sound like a broken record, but holy shit is this generation shitty when it comes to dating. Modern dating is seriously a bunch of bullshit. It's like the second I show even the slightest sliver of sincerity, I'm penalized for it.I feel lik...
  • Celebrity Shows Up At Wedding...Steals Focus of Event
    on Jun 5, 2016
    I bet if Jesus existed (at least in the way religion portrays him) he'd be pissed off sitting in heaven, watching the meaning of Christmas go from being about his birth to a pudgy dude in a strange outfit traveling the globe, sneaking into millions o...
  • The Ghostbusters Remake Looks ShittyGhostbusters looks godawful, and as a result the trailer is the most disliked in Youtube history. But apparently everyone trashing the movie are just misogynistic, unable to tolerate powerful woman taking over the role as the new titular characters o...
  • "Empowering" is the Word Whores Use to Write Off Their Questionable Behavior
    on May 22, 2016
    Empowering is a term that, today, is abused as regularly as the battered women who use it. I've been called logical and blunt by some, sexist and misogynistic by others. Bearing that mind, take a ticket, get in line, and feel free to agree (or disagr...
  • Tour is Over. Lay Down and Rot.
    on May 15, 2016
    A young boy wearing shorts is fidgeting in line at the Dollar Store, his inattentive mom taking a Snapchat and ignoring him as she waits to purchase $1 makeup products. He tries to get her attention, but she is preoccupied - she desperately needs to...
  • White People With Dreads?! Oh My!
    on Apr 29, 2016
    I am white. I have dreadlocks. Apparently this proves problematic for quite a few people. But ya know what? Good. I hope it really rustles the jimmies of these brain dead bigots, knowing my locks are both sexier and more badass than the pitiful Cooli...
  • Eat the Rich
    on Apr 29, 2016
    The richest rich people that make other rich people look middle class literally OWN YOU. The battle of the sexes, the race wars, the religious battles, political's all just social conditioning specifically designed to distract ev...
  • Troll Hunting 18: Nirvana Fans
    on Mar 15, 2016
    Nirvana fans sure are easy to rile up. They actually care that Bieber wore a Nirvana shirt? Who gives a fuck? I'm an Iron Maiden fan, and I'd definitely rip the Iron Maiden shirt right off Lady Gaga and fuck the shit out of her.
  • Dating Site Questions
    on Feb 20, 2016
    Nowadays, if I'm taking a dump, I'm probably rapid swiping Tinder to accrue a harem of matches that I'll never have time to message since I work 6 days a week mixed with matches I'll never intend on messaging because they're too fat to arouse me sexu...
  • Stop Being Proud of Your Periods
    on Feb 18, 2016
      What the fuck is this shit? Why are bitches proud of bleeding from their slit? Why be proud of simple bodily functions? Am I proud when I take a dump? Am I proud to ejaculate? Am I proud to urinate on drunken feminists? Sure, in the rarest...