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  • Brother Binky's new poem
    on Apr 5, 2016
    Peppers Can't Be Real I looked at a pepper so bright and smooth,They don't look real, but I can't prove,That they were forged by outside force,By alien life, or God of course.There's something there that won't ring true,I simply can't believe they gr...
  • Brother Biscuit-Banjo (The note)
    on Mar 7, 2016
    This is what happens when you ask Brother Fingers to leave a note for the milkman.
  • Brother Finger's song about Justin Bieber
    on Feb 25, 2016
    Brother Fingers expresses his feelings about Justin Bieber in his new song.
  • Brother Driblystick - Contact with the Cumberton Buddha.
    on Nov 6, 2015
    An exciting moment in Cumberton history as Brother Driblystick makes first contact with the Cumberton Buddha.
  • Brother Biscuit-Banjo - "Fingers begins"
    on Sep 9, 2015
    Like all the monks here at Cumberton, Brother Fingers was once a normal man. The Deformed monk inside can come to the surface at any time, and for Brother Fingers it was the ice bucket challenge which changed his life forever.This is the first song t...
  • Brother Fingers - There's a bounty on my head
    on Sep 3, 2015
  • Brother Finger's new song
    on Jun 28, 2015
  • Brother Binky's poem about butter
    on Jun 27, 2015
    THE YELLOW QUANDRYIs butter good, or butter bad?And what's the best I ever had?A full fat block that's full of salt?But then we're told that salt's at fault.               &nb...
  • on Jun 2, 2015
    Brother Biscuit-Banjo I would like to share another passage from my favourite book, "Collagen of Species". A thought provoking take on our need to fit in.. As I hung up the phone, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror over the fireplace. My hai...
  • Deformed Monks of Cumberton: Brother DriblystickI have invented something I c...
    on May 19, 2015
    Deformed Monks of Cumberton: Brother DriblystickI have invented something I c...: Brother Driblystick I have invented something I call the Mind Banger. It allows you to listen to and record the thoughts of animals. Here&...
  • on May 15, 2015
    Brother DriblystickI have recently been studying one of the most fascinating and unheard of creatures. It is one of the largest fish on the planet, yet most will never have heard its name. The Greenland shark, as its name suggests, lives in the arcti...
  • on Apr 30, 2015
    Brother FingersThis is my new song where I recount some of my past lives. ...
  • on Apr 22, 2015
    Brother DriblystickI have invented something I call the Mind Banger. It allows you to listen to and record the thoughts of animals. Here's a video of the first trial.
  • on Mar 25, 2015
    Brother Biscuit-BanjoI asked Brother Fingers to reboot the computer.
  • on Mar 25, 2015
    Brother Biscuit-BanjoI am delighted to announce that we now have our own facebook page. The wonders of modern technology never seas to amaze me.Feel free to have a look, and if you have any requests or...
  • on Mar 22, 2015
    Brother Binky The Dramatic PuddingThe custard flows through broken damsDestroying cake based wigs and wamsThe Isle of jam so hard to findCut off where yellow rivers windTheir way through valleys wrought from spongeEnclosed by seas of bleeding gunged...
  • on Mar 17, 2015
    Brother Biscuit-BanjoI think whether you are an atheist or a believer, there is an important issue which should demand our attention. Men's nipples are seldom discussed in debates of religion, but I think, as silly as it sounds, it could be of great...
  • on Mar 12, 2015
    Brother DriblystickIf a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, does it still make a sound?Of course it does. What a ridiculous notion. How self-important do you have to be to come up with that one? If the whole world revolves around me, is the...
  • on Mar 11, 2015
    Brother Biscuit-BanjoQuotes from the "Versilicus Maximus"."When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half".
  • on Mar 9, 2015
    Brother DriblystickI have noticed a strange phenomenon over the last few weeks.There have been birds singing all through the night, which is not at all normal. After doing some research I found the most likely maker of these night time twitters is th...