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  • The missing link ...
    on Jan 24, 2010 in The missing link ...
    The missing link ...Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God.A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"Santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it t...
  • Bugged...
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Bugged...
    Bugged...Once Santa was on a travelling by train. As fate should have, he was in the last compartment.Now the problem was, whenever the train stopped at a station his compartment would never be on the platform.So the poor guy always had to jump out a...
  • Santa in train
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Santa in train
    Santa in trainSanta was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket.Santa politely asked, "Which one should I show, the one in my right pocket or the one in my left pocket?"The T.C. was taken aback. He t...
  • Puzzled
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Puzzled
    Puzzled!Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about.Santa says: "We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours."The man says: "So what’s the bi...
  • Reflections
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Reflections
    ReflectionsOnce Santa is traveling by train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The Santa thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door...
  • Santa`s padlock...
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Santa`s padlock...
    Santa`s padlock...Santa was coming home after a latenight boozing. He lived alone and locked his house whenever he went out.As he neared his house, he took out his key to open the lock but he could not manage to put the key into the hole. After tryin...
  • Ancestors`communication network
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Ancestors`communication network
    Ancestors`communication network!An American and a Russian archaeologist were bragging to Santa. The Russian said that while digging an ancient ruin in Russia, he came across some thick cables; therefore he claimed that Russians had the telegraph syst...
  • Jump to conclusion
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Jump to conclusion
    Jump to conclusion!Santa and his friend are watching a film in a theatre. Just before the interval they see a man standing on the rooftop looking down.During the break the friend says to Santa: I bet the man will jump and break his bones.Santa says:...
  • Skipping medicine
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Skipping medicine
    Skipping medicine!Santa went to a doctor to get some medicine, as he was not feeling well."This is pretty strong stuff," said the doctor, "So take some first day, then skip a day, take some again and then skip another day and so on.&qu...
  • Street Smart
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Street Smart
    Street SmartSanta was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.It read "padne wala gadha " (the one who reads this is donkey).Santa though for an hour, erased and wrote back, "Likhene wala gadha "(the one wh...
  • Thirty years in the well
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Thirty years in the well
    Thirty years in the wellBanta: "My grandfather s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time"Santa: "So what is so great about it? Once my grandfather himself fell into a well, and after...
  • Achievements...
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Achievements...
    Achievements...Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?Banta: Yes, I haveSanta: Well, my father dug it.Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?Sa...
  • Who is online?
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Who is online?
    Who is online?Santa calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help ! My wife`s going into labor!"The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child ?"He says, "No! This is her husband!"Click Email [><] Icon to...
  • Lost and found
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Lost and found
    Lost and found!Having lost his donkey, Banta got down on his knees and started thanking God.A passerby saw him and asked, "your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"Banta replied "I am thanking him for seeing to it that I...
  • Banta and a thief
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Banta and a thief
    Banta and a thief !One night, Banta was walking home when a thief jumped on him all of a sudden. Banta and the thief had a terrific tussle. They rolled about on the ground, and Banta put up a tremendous fight until, at last, the thief managed to get...
  • Landing Problem
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Landing problem
    Landing ProblemOnce Santa and Banta try to land an airplane in the States. They start descending and as they touch the ground Santa screams, the runway is ending...".Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and sta...
  • Cable and Wireless
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Cable and Wireless
    Cable and Wireless!Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove thei...
  • Who befooled who?
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Who befooled who?
    Who befooled who?Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him.So he approached Banta and a...
  • Ditto
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Ditto
    DittoBanta and his son who ran a modest motor spare-parts business won Rs. 50 lakhs in a lottery. They spent the money to expand the business to include spare-parts for imported cars. They placed orders with foreign firms and got invoices in return.
  • Time bomb
    on Jan 24, 2010 in Time bomb
    Time bomb!Santa Banta were driving their Maruti to the spot where they intended to place their bomb.Santa looked very worried. "Banta, what happens if the bomb we have on the back seat blows up before we get to the site?""Not to worry,...
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