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  • Little Red Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood
    on Nov 25, 2010
    There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered fauna and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.Red Riding Hood live...
  • The Hilarious Reply
    on Nov 23, 2010
    Will and Guy are able to share with you the schoolmaster's reply - it could cause paroxysms of mirth.Dear Madam, I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house.  It is located in the middle of a grove...
  • A Double Lesson
    on Nov 22, 2010
    A carload of hunters, on holiday, were looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer's yard in County Waterford, Ireland. The driver, Brannagh, went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on the farmer's land. The old farmer said, 'S...
  • How to Age with Humour
    on Nov 21, 2010
     ∇ Old Age is a Gift - I Have Decided I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body - the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And o...
  • Five Amusing Shop Signs
    on Nov 15, 2010
    Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong: LADIES HAVE FITS UPSTAIRS. Tailor shop, Greece: ORDER YOUR SUMMERS SUIT. BECAUSE IS BIG RUSH, WE WILL EXECUTE CUSTOMERS IN STRICT ROTATION. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE...
  • Good Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language:
    on Nov 15, 2010
    1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a d...
  • Waterloo
    on Nov 15, 2010
    Henry pursues an old hobby, and finds a new one, when he moves to his new pensioner’s flat. Henry sat in the front room of his new pensioner’s flat and glanced sadly at the stack of cardboard boxes that occupied half his floorspace.His previous...
  • Clean Jokes from the Classroom
    on Nov 15, 2010
    Five School Excuse NotesPlease excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. Please excuse Emma for being absent last week.  She had flue so I had her shot. Please excuse Eddie from P.E.  Yesterday he fell out of a sycamore tree...
  • Funny Tale of a Lost Senior Citizen
    on Nov 14, 2010
    When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out.  I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and m...
  • Quasimodo's Replacement
    on Nov 14, 2010
    After Quasimodo's death, Bishop Thomas of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to be...
  • Batman Flies In
    on Nov 14, 2010
    Hilarious, short conversation allegedly held between an US Immigration Officer at Miami International Airport and an incoming passenger: Immigration Officer: Your name, please? Passenger : Batman. Immigration Officer: What's your real name? Passeng...
  • This is allegedly a true story researched by Guy and Will
    on Nov 14, 2010
    The name of a two-year-old boy was listed on the country's list of wanted suspects. He was briefly banned from getting on a plane bound for Turkey. The details on the toddler's passport had been the same as those in an arrest warrant, even the dat...
  • The Silly, Hilarious and Funny Side of DIY [Do It Yourself]
    on Nov 14, 2010
    Rosie Hall buys a self-assembly, flat-pack, cupboard from her local Homebase store.  Reaching home Rosie reads the instructions carefully, counts the pieces then assembles the cupboard in the bedroom. It looks really great and she is delig...
  • A Good Joke About a Husband
    on Nov 14, 2010
    A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.  Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The wa...
  • Who Reads Newspapers? A Funny and Alternative View
    on Nov 14, 2010
    The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.USA Today is read by people w...
  • American in Paris
    on Nov 14, 2010
    Harvey, an elderly American absentmindedly arrived at French immigration at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris and fumbled for his passport. 'You have been to France before Monsieur?' the official asked in an aggressive tone. Harvey, smiled and admi...
  • To My Darling Husband
    on Nov 14, 2010
    Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much abou...
  • Good Joke from The Backwoods
    on Nov 14, 2010
    Just before thanksgiving Jim and Eddie are out hunting for turkeys when Jim keel's over and collapses.  He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.  Eddie gets out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gas...
  • Best Driving Excuses
    on Nov 14, 2010
    I was thinking of listing my favourite driving excuses, but I heard a case of website where a chap boasted about getting away with something, only for the Police to read his site and arrest him.  So I'll have to keep certain ideas in the pe...
  • A Funny True Story
    on Nov 14, 2010
    Police Officer Bryant found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so Bryant investigated and found the problem.  10 year old Dennis was standing...
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