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• Truth in Advertising
  on Apr 3, 2012 in truth in advertising The Ranter's Box photo of the day
  Hello my lovelies and Happy Belated 2012. Please know that you have all been deeply missed whilst I've been away tending to a life reconstruction project. I'll continue to pop in from time-to-time so please don't give up on The Ranter's Box...
• You Are a Star
  on Oct 24, 2011 in The Ranter's Box happy post You Are a Star new music videos that rock Jeremy Buck and The Bang
  In the name of positivity, here is the latest music video from my dear friends Jeremy Buck & The Bang. This song is a tribute to all of those amazing people who serve others and help to make the world a better place. We all know someone...
• Fun Photo of the Day
  on Oct 21, 2011 in naughty signs The Ranter's Box joy stick do not disturb photo of the day
  Hot off the presses, this is the latest version of the "DO NOT DISTURB" sign. It kind of brings a whole new meaning to the words Joy Stick...Please feel free to leave your own caption for the photo down below in the comments section.Enjoy your w...
• Nekkid Vampires on the Loose AGAIN
  on Oct 13, 2011 in I want to suck your blood naked vampires The Ranter's Box vampire attacks Bride of Dracula
  Back in August I had the pleasure of reporting on a half-naked wacked out dude who broke into a woman’s bedroom in the middle of the night and assaulted her all whilst hissing like an animal and biting her neck. However, as unbelievably freaky as t...
• Fun Bags and Chips
  on Oct 4, 2011 in fun with fun bags The Ranter's Box chip blocker dumb blondes
  Today's Video of the Week shines the spotlight on the legendary dumb blonde. Love her or hate her, she possesses that oh-so magical ability to always keep things interesting and amusing. Case in point:Props to the reader who leaves the funniest...
• I'm TOO Sexy for my Pants
  on Sep 27, 2011 in naughty apes The Ranter's Box really big balls dirty monkeys photo of the day
  Due to time constraints, we'll keep this post short and sweet today my lovelies and just go with a photo of the day:"I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS"And yes, while the photo is a wee bit rude, hopefully the image brought a bit of smile to your day. Plea...
• Stuffing and Little Faux Hookers
  on Sep 9, 2011 in mini hookers Pretty Woman prostitute pagent mothers who suck toddlers and tiaras The Ranter's Box child beauty pagents
  The show toddlers & tiaras seems to take the brunt of disdain expressed by the public for its often shocking portrayal of the child beauty pageant world. In reality it should be the poor judgment of the shitty parents of pagea...
• Fun with words – Naughty Bits Edition Part Deux
  on Aug 24, 2011 in naughty bits dirty words fun with words cookies and cockadoodledo's The Ranter's Box potty mouth
  Once while waiting at an appointment I had the rare opportunity to peruse the chick magazines, you know the ones with all the silly fashion, sex and relationship advice. One particular magazine had an article featuring the pet names that couples call...
• Car No Go
  on Aug 22, 2011 in shitty customer service Becon Bay Car Wash SUCKS The Ranter's Box sumo wrestler clown car car no go
  After experiencing a recent and rather shocking case of extremely poor customer service, I thought I would share it with you because that is what we often do here at The Ranter’s Box. We rant and take the piss at stupid human behavior and/or busine...
• I Vant to Suck Yor Blood
  on Aug 19, 2011 in vampires nosferatu The Ranter's Box vampire attack drakul Count Chocula
  It’s obvious that someone has had one too many bowls of Count Chocula or watched far too many episodes of those blood sucking vampire dramas on TV. This week police officials in Galveston, Texas reported that (an obviously mentally disturbed) 19-ye...
• They said WHAT???
  on Aug 15, 2011 in funny job descriptions The Ranter's Box idiots in charge they said what
  It can be a rather interesting exercise to read employees’ often bizarre and/or entertaining responses to questionnaires describing their jobs. The following comments were made in writing by real life public sector workers when asked about their jo...
• Strange Addictions- Diaper Edition
  on Aug 11, 2011
  Just when you think you've seen and heard it all, along comes another fascinating human being that makes you pause and say "WTF?" Case in point, check out this video clip featuring Riley who is addicted to being an adult baby. For you impatient souls...
• Busy Bee, that's Me!
  on Jul 25, 2011 in busy bee The Ranter's Box thanks for hanging in there stopping by to say hello
  Hello my lovelies! Apologies for neglecting you all. Please know that I miss each and every one of you. Right now personal and professional responsibilities are requiring my immediate attention. I'm very much looking forward to being able to catch up...
• Empress Etiquette: Underwear Edition
  on Jul 20, 2011 in Empress Etiquette hairy butt cracks The Ranter's Box wearing see-thru underwear at the beach is gross fashion faux pas bouncing balls
  When spending the day at a very public and well populated beach, it is NEVER acceptable for a fully grown member of the male species to strip off his kit all the way down to his tighty whities, dive into the ocean, and then proceed to play a vigorous...
• Things that SUCK: Car Alarm Edition
  on Jul 18, 2011 in car alarms things that suck annoying sounds The Ranter's Box things that chap my arse grenade launcher
  After a gawd-awful week and a half of having to listen to this shit, I can’t think of anything more annoying than the sound of a psychotic car alarm with a very bad case of Tourette’s. Currently myself and some of the other sleep deprived neighbo...
• It's Happy Dance Time!
  on Jul 13, 2011 in 300 followers blog love The Ranter's Box happy dance
  Yesterday I was as giddy as a school girl when I discovered the follower count here at The Ranter's Box hit the 300 mark! A big shout-out goes to Byakuya over at Hilarious Images for officially becoming the 300th reader. If you aren't familiar t...
• Say goodbye to pillow humping
  on Jul 10, 2011 in The Ranter's Box stupid inventions inventions canine sex toys ridiculous products for dogs Hot Doll
  Having no real intention to play Blogosphere Sexologist today, I was rather surprised to have come across this rather questionable canine product:Now after watching that video I couldn't help but wonder:What kind of twisted individual thinks to inven...
• Veggies and Shit Storms
  on Jul 5, 2011 in category 5 shit storm The Ranter's Box A Bitch Called Mom The Bitchy Waiter veggie lovers
  It’s rather interesting to discover which types of blog posts illicit the most comments and even outright fury by some readers. Back in the early days of my blogging, one of my favorite bloggers ‘The Bitchy Waiter’ posted something about vegeta...
• Complaint Letters: Bad Neighbors Edition
  on Jun 30, 2011 in neighbors from hell The Ranter's Box worst neighbors ever complaint letters don't make me tell you again
  Dear New Neighbors from Hell,While I appreciate that you were obviously raised in some backwoods, nasty and uncivilized manner where consideration for others was never instilled, here in the civilized world we decent human beings generally behave far...
• WTF - Walmart Edition
  on Jun 27, 2011 in don't wear this in public inappropriate attire Walmart The Ranter's Box Walmart fashion freaks put some clothes on
  There always seem to be plenty of tales and comments circulating about the incredibly bizarre fashions people wear whilst shopping at Walmart. I've even personally joked about someday wanting to dress up in my sexy police lady costume and preten...