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• Fairy Boat
  on May 27, 2011 in gay jokes
  Two gay homosexuals are standing on a bridge watching the ships pass by below. One guy says to the other..."What kind of ship is that?" The other replies... "Container ship." "OK, what's that one over there?" "Oil Tanker." "How about that one?" "That...
• Elephant thing
  on May 27, 2011 in gay jokes
  Used to be a man who owned a bar out in the middle of nowhere. Not too many people came to the bar, so he was trying to think of a good gimmick to get people to come. It so happened he was watching T.V. at the time and the parade for the circus was o...
• Confessions
  on May 27, 2011 in gay jokes
  In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom an...
• Coming Out
  on May 27, 2011 in gay jokes
  A gay homosexual, after years of hiding it, finally decides he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents. He went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh,...
• Blowing Bubbles
  on May 27, 2011 in gay jokes
  Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand. "What is your name?" he asked. "Quack." the duck answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was blowing bubbles." he answered. The judge didn't see anything wro...
• Ashes To Ashes
  on May 27, 2011 in gay jokes
  Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane an...
• 100 Reasons Why You Are Gay
  on May 27, 2011 in gay jokes
  In case you didn't know it, here are a bunch of ways to tell if you're gay. Maybe you are, maybe you're not - we don't really care (freedom of expression right?). This is more of a guide. If at least 5 of these things describe you, you just be a homo...
• Gay Bar Blues
  on May 27, 2011 in gay jokes
  A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me eight double vodkas." The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had a hell of a day." "Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy comes into the bar and...
• Girlfriend
  on May 22, 2011 in gay jokes
  A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ''H'' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he''s so proud of it he n...
• Wild party
  on May 22, 2011 in gay jokes
  Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible. Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month...

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