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• Blogging Block
  on Jul 19, 2013
  What is it about my job that has stopped me blogging?I could do all my work in my sleepUnlike what my lanky A’Level Accounting teacher tried to drill into me, practical accounting is not at all that hard. One could even be tempted to say that it’...
• Why I Might Just Quit Facebook (You Should Too)
  on May 8, 2012 in unlike quit facebook
  Facebook has done a wonderful job of creating an application that feeds into human’s need for personal recognition and a feeling of awareness about others around then, and not much more.In the past week 14 people have asked me why I no longer post...
• Strawberry Daiquiris In South Africa
  on Mar 11, 2012 in Xhosa strawberry daiquiris South Africa
  After a couple of strawberry daiquiris and amonth without posting I feel I have enough material to start posting again.You should know that I finally racked up enoughcourage to cross the border into South Africa... ahhh the land of milk andhoney.This...
• Why I Don't Want To Go To Church
  on Feb 13, 2012
  My 21st birthdayanniversary is in a couple of month’s time, to that end I have decided to starttaking my fitness a little more seriously. Sit-ups, press-ups, lunges, and twohour walks. For the first two days, I stuckto this regime, until I felt all...
• The Misadventures of Bob and Morgan: Part Two
  on Feb 10, 2012 in The Misadventures of Bob and Morgan
  We follow our miscreants (read part 1) as they deal with thedemands of sharing power, and office life.-----------On Thursday, it was reported that ‘mole people’ hadallegedly killed the Bob (Bob) and the Morgan (Morgan) and Zimbabweans couldnot ma...
• Arm Wrestling With A Lesbian
  on Feb 9, 2012
  I have a list of sports that i esteem so low i feel none of thembelong in the Olympics and rightly so.Arm wrestling is not one of them.I tried arm wrestling once and I am not sure whether it was the mix ofintimidation and humiliation that made me los...
• I Gave Birth Last Night
  on Feb 6, 2012
  Looking back, I realise that I had a smooth labour; my water brokewhilst I was on my way out of the house.I didn't panic.My aunt did. She freaked out. Her scream rang out for miles and miles.I did not see what the fuss was about; it wasn't li...
• Why I Should Not Stop Blogging
  on Feb 3, 2012 in Things That Go Bump In The Night don't stop rabid dogs
  I suspect, because of the blatantdisregard I have showed my blog over the past couple of weeks that some of youhave upon realising that there was no new post on the blog tried to putin words your disappointment, at such total disregard. If so, y...
• Wild Dogs
  on Jan 30, 2012 in captain fukushima italy wild dogs
  I  owe the gardener’s wife three bucks and livein perpetual fear that she will ask me for the money. In three weeks, she hasnot but I have noticed the way she looks at me, as if she wants to come overand talk to me, and ask for her money or so...
• Snap Judgements
  on Jan 29, 2012
  Last night, I met a guy who, in a space of twosentences had labelled mebitter, a further three sentences on after mentioningthat I blogged, hesaid that I had a puffed out ego adding that I was anattention whore who felt the need for people to agree w...

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