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An inmates take on the world...and its people. Please check your sanity at the door and hang your straightjacket in the closet...now let's have some good old fashioned deranged fun.

Owner: MJM

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Language: English

Tags: Humor, Insane, Funny, Joke, Gross

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Latest Blog Posts for The Insane Asylum

  • “Buzz Kill: Looking at Life through a Pair of Beer Goggles”
    on Jun 9, 2016
    We are going to be discussing addicts, alcoholics in particular, and not in an adorable Disney style fairytale kind of way either, but more of a “Dateline: To Catch an Alcoholic” kind of way. Needless to say it’s going to get a little messy in...
  • "Yo! MJMTV Raps: DIRTY BLACK
    on Mar 14, 2016
    “Holy shit on a shingle, Batman”! Guess what, party people? I have a very special guest up in my crib today. The up-and-coming rapper from the Bronx, which is in NY (better recognize), has stopped by The Insane Asylum to share a little bit about...
  • “Stop, Drop and Hop or Come in and Stay a While?”
    on Feb 16, 2016
    There are two kinds of people when it comes to using the crapper, and I’m not talking about the public one here, because hopefully no one uses those cesspools unless absolutely necessary. I’m talking about your own personal porcelain potty.You ha...
  • “When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Go Crying?”I'm sick and tired of hearing all this crap from Cam Newton! He’s trying to justify his actions in regards to how he handled things during the post-game press conference for Superbowl 50. We won’t even touch on how he was acting on the field duri...
  • “Jesus Christ Socialist”
    on Sep 6, 2015
    Hello all you party people out there in cyberspace, I have great news for you; today you get a break from me and all my inane ramblings. First off, thank you for visiting The Insane Asylum, now sit back, get comfortable and please welcome my very spe...
  • “#AllLivesMatter”
    on Aug 28, 2015
    For some this may be a bitter pill to swallow, and even not the most politically correct thing to say, but nevertheless it is true and needs to be addressed.If the only time you speak up against a racial injustice is when the victim has the same colo...
  • “(Republican) Party Over Here”
    on Aug 7, 2015
    The first GOP debate for the Republican Presidential race 2016 is in the record books, and if you ask me, all it did was further strengthen the stereotype that most Republicans are nothing more than white Christian males who want to do what’s best...
  • “Our World”
    on Jul 22, 2015
    I don't want to be a grown-up; I want to be a kid again, and not because I want to play with my favorite toy(s) and/or relive fond past memories of when I was child, but rather because this world of ours seems so very bleak and miserable, and only ge...
  • “TLC: The Lunatic Channel”
    on May 31, 2015
    TLC, The Learning Channel? I’m not really sure what one is supposed to be “learning” while watching the nonsense that this network broadcasts, other than the fact that the more outside of the realm of a normal health family you are, the better...
  • “Give You Head”
    on Apr 22, 2015
    No this isn’t one of those porno pieces, sorry to burst your bubble, so zip up your pants and put away the lotion.You’re getting head here that is for sure, but unfortunately it’s not the kind of head you were hoping for, it’s the kind that i...
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