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• Insurance Jokes
  on Aug 26, 2016 in Agent Company Crooks Doctor Drunk Genius Insurance Insurance-Policy Man Management Marriage Wife
  I’m Sorry but that’s not CoveredA client calls up his insurance agent and tells him he needs to file a claim.The agent says “Tell me what happened?”The client tells him and the agent says “I’m sorry but that’s not covered.”The client...
• Signs Of The Insurance Industry
  on Aug 24, 2016 in Agent Boss Company Industry Insurance Living Salesman Signs Work
  Signs of Your Work Indicates that you might be in the insurance industry if…1. You have sat in the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different companies.2. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. 3. When someone asks what you do for a l...
• Ages Of Women - Fantasy - Dream Date And Drinks
  on May 28, 2016 in Ages Date Dream Drinks Fantasy Women
  Different Classification of female stages of life!The Ages Of Women 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45,...
• Good And Bad News - Turtle and Nuns
  on May 3, 2016 in Adopted Bad Forest Good Heaven News Nuns Tree Turtle
  Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the...
• Team Spirit - Software Engineer Management Course
  on May 3, 2016 in Airplane Engineering Gentleman Management Software Spirit Team
  At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight contro...
• Math Teacher Writes Love Letter -My Dear differential Sweet Heart
  on Mar 18, 2016 in Classes College Dear Differential Letter Love Math School Teacher
  My Dear differential Sweet Heart,Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.What is the past participle of th...
• School - Teacher -What is the past participle of the verb TO RING
  on Mar 17, 2016 in Arithmetic Mother Participle Past Problem Questions School Science Student Teacher
  Miss Jones had just given her second-grade students a science lesson. She had explained about magnets, and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time. Miss Jones said, "My name begins with the letter &#...
• Santa Rocks EveryOne Shocked - Punjabi Humor Collection
  on Dec 26, 2015 in Collection EveryOne Humor Punjabi Rocks Santa Santa-Banta Shocked
  Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back. How do you control your anger?Son : I clean the toilet bowl.Santa : How does that help?Son : I use your toothbrush!-------------------------Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said...
• Professional Courtesy - Funny Lawyer Humor-Questions One-Liner Answer
  on Dec 22, 2015 in Court Courtesy Funny Humor Lawyer One-Liner Professional Shark
  Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?A. Professional courtesy.------------------Q. What's the definition of a lawyer?A. A mouth with a life support system------------------Q. How can you tell a lawyer is lying?A. Other lawyers look interested.-...
• Microsoft Support Office Humor - Elementary Concept
  on Dec 20, 2015 in Airplane Concept Elementary Humor Microsoft Office Pilot Support
  A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport.There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and af...

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