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Latest Blog Posts for S/he said what?!
- hs. I don’t want to toot my own horn, but you’re going to want to have sex with me as soon as you eat this sandwich.
- ss. haha, I’m looking up people’s photos and I kinda wanna collect people’s v cards. Like, to have. Is that weird? hs. When you say it like that, yes. Think about what you just said. ss. SHUT UP!!
- ss. This bra isn’t supportive enough, I need more lift. hs. It’s giving me lift…...
- ss. I thought you wanted to take a nap. hs. That was until your loins caught mine on fire.
- ss. I’m going to take a picture of your penis and send it to that blog. hs. Can you photoshop it first?
- hs. Did you fart in here? ss. Nooo. hs. You know how sometimes I come into the room with chocolate smeared on my face and you ask me if I’ve had chocolate? This is like that, but with feces particles all over the room.
- hs. Are you fertile?
- ss. Your feet are filthy. hs. That’s not the only part of me thats filthy. ss. …your mind? …your penis? hs. What! I don’t have a penis. Who told you that?
- ss. You need to be more patient with me when I wake up in the morning. hs. You need to be more enthusiastic about dry humping when you wake up in the morning.
- (on the phone) ss. What are you wearing? hs. A button down shirt and a sombrero. ss. Sexy. hs. Now, it’s just the sombrero.
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