Latest Blog Posts for Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit

• Health-Inspired Songs for the Wee Little Children
  on Apr 8, 2016
  Solomon ChunkySolomon Chunky,
Began on Monday,
Chinese on Tuesday,
Buffet on Wednesday,
Happy Hour Thursday,
Pizza on Friday,
Dieted on Saturday,
Gained on Sunday,
Nothing ends For Solomon Chunky.Ain’t It Great to Be Healthy?A...
• Best Political Weight Loss Blogs
  on Apr 6, 2016
  • Ted Cruz Has a Lot to Lose•  More Trump, Less Rump• Hillary Is Getting Healthery!• A Little Less Tush for Jeb! Bush• Feel the Burn with Bern!• Mucho Cardio with Marco Rubio• Welcome to the Herbal Tea Party• Getting a Little Les...
• Workout - The Board Game!
  on Apr 4, 2016
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• I Just Hit Goal Weight!
  on Apr 1, 2016
  Ha, ha!I got you!You fell for it!You really fell for it. Turns out I'm just as far from goal weight as ever.Wait...Dammit, it turns out the joke's on me.Worst. April Fool's joke. Ever.
• 3X
  on Mar 30, 2016
  Thanks to the timesThat I’ve given up,My trousers are all way too small.And now that I’ve comeTo that realization.There's somethingI must say out loud…I’ve been once, twice,Three times as weighty.Yes, I was once, twice,Three times as weightyC...
• A Public Service Message from JSGF
  on Mar 29, 2016
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• Kalijack
  on Mar 23, 2016
• I'm Your Huckleberry
  on Mar 21, 2016
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• Should You Try to Lose Weight?
  on Mar 16, 2016
  Pro: You feel better and wake up each day with more energy and vitality.Con: You no longer get full value at all-you-can-eat buffet.Pro: Can run several miles without stopping.Con: Used to be able to fall to sleep more easily (basically, any time you...
• Pants All Loose
  on Mar 14, 2016
  Take your jeans off of the shelf And try to slip them on your self.Gasp as they slide o’er your butt, And smile as the clasp buttons shut.
 
Now there’s no excuse,With our pants all loose.We feel good, by Zeus. 
When I, 
you and...

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